Dog Logic
According to dog logic, this person must be dangerous if they walk past the house without stopping to say hello.
Who is a mail carrier?
This breakfast food is made by pouring batter onto a hot griddle and flipping it once bubbles form.
What is a pancake?
“May the Force be with you.”
What is Star Wars?
This aviator was the first person to fly solo nonstop across the Atlantic Ocean in 1927.
Who is Charles Lindbergh?
This pet insists on knocking items off tables while maintaining direct eye contact.
What is a cat?
If food falls on the floor for less than five seconds, dog logic declares it to be this.
What is food?
Mozzarella, tomato, and basil are the classic ingredients of this Italian salad.
What is Caprese?
“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
What is Jaws?
In 1969, this astronaut became the first human to walk on the Moon.
Who is Neil Armstrong?
This animal dramatically pretends it has never been fed—despite eating 10 minutes ago.
What is a dog?
In dog logic, sitting directly on your human—even when plenty of space exists—is the best way to provide this.
What is affection (or protection)?
This food gets its name from the French word meaning “to raise,” referring to how it rises in the oven.
What is soufflé?
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
What is Casablanca?
This woman was the first to win a Nobel Prize—and the first to win it twice.
Who is Marie Curie?
Known for screaming like a horror-movie victim, this animal is often perfectly healthy.
What is a goat?
Because it smells slightly different, dog logic insists this exact same toy is actually brand new.
What is the same toy?
Often served raw with wasabi, this Japanese dish traditionally features vinegared rice.
What is sushi?
“I’ll be back.”
What is The Terminator?
In 1954, this athlete became the first to break the four-minute mile.
Who is Roger Bannister?
This bird mimics human speech just to interrupt conversations at the worst possible moment.
What is a parrot?
Under dog logic, if the door is closed, it must be opened immediately for this critical reason.
What is absolutely no reason at all?
This spicy pepper is the main ingredient in the sauce named for the Mexican city of Jalapa.
What is a jalapeño?
“You can’t handle the truth!”
What is A Few Good Men?
This company introduced the first commercially successful personal computer, the Apple II, in 1977.
What is Apple?
This animal dramatically faints when startled, turning panic into performance art.
What is a fainting goat?