Oversimplified Science
They say humans went here in 1969.
What is The Moon?
This fruit-flavored candy suggests we can taste the promise God made to never flood the Earth again.
What are Skittles?
This book, written by a gentile physician, contains many red letters.
What is The Gospel of Luke?
This dance was popularized by Will Smith's preppy cousin on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
What is The Carlton?
Invented by a pharmacist, and originally marketed in 1885 as a digestive aid restoring "vim, vigor, and vitality", this soda pop boasts 23 secret flavors.
What is Dr. Pepper?
A laugable theory coined by Charles Darwin claiming that humans came from monkeys.
What is Evolution?
This chocolate-nougat bar shares the name with an infant biblical matriach.
What is Baby Ruth?
This book, written by a fisherman, contains many of Jesus' quotations. The author also refers to himself as the "the disciple whom Jesus loved".
What is the Gospel of John?
This adolescent sorcerer owned a talking cat named Salem.
Who is Sabrina the Teenage Witch?
This automaker was commissioned by Adolf Hitler to develop the "People's Car".
What is Volkswagen?
The process of a plant consuming sunlight to produce sugar.
What is Photosynthesis?
This peanut-flavored treat implies clumsiness, like when Peter fumbled his faith when attempting to walk on water before Jesus.
What is Butterfinger?
This Gospel, containing many of Jesus' teachings, surely left one of these.
What is a Mark?
The famous yellow family from Springfield.
Who are The Simpsons?
What is Tesla?
Hot rock between the Earth's crust and outer core.
What is The Mantle?
This galaxy-named candy bar recalls Abraham looking at the stars and God's promise of descendants.
What is Milky Way?
This book, written by a tax collector, has many red letters.
What is The Gospel of Matthew?
This publication was used to help television consumers know what was coming on, when, and on what channel.
What is TV Guide?
Once boasting over 34,000 locations, this business grew by renting DVDs to grocery shoppers. They filed for bankruptcy in 2024 and now boasts zero locations.
What is RedBox?
Past gas, now liquid droplets.
What is Condensation?
This cookie brand shares a name with the OT prophet who heard God's call.
What is Famous Amos?
Published in 1899, this version of the Bible was published by Louis Klopsch, to help people distinguish Jesus' words from the words of others.
What is The Red Letter Bible?
Friends character, Joey Tribbiani, plays this neurosurgeon on Days of Our Lives
Who is Dr. Drake Ramoray?
This company started as "Burbn", an app for planning outings with friends, "checking-in", and take photos together is now the #2 free iPhone app today.
What is Instragram?