Without the Udeh
You won't find this TV star walking around the streets of LA, but you may see him on a scuba diving trip under the sea
Patrick Star
Why so sad? One of the top selling colognes in the world most recently had celebrity front men of Timmothy Chalamet and Jacob Elordi
Bleu de Chanel
Is there a sale at Whole Foods? If so, you'll probably see Patrick with multiple boxes of these gummy candies
Yum Earth Sour Littles
This lower body exercise involves placing the top of your foot on a bench behind you, then lunging forward
Bulgarian Split Squat
Hundreds of languages are spoken in Nigeria, but these two are noted as being the country's official languages
French and English
When he's not throwing touchdowns on the field, this famous athlete can be found hanging out with his best friends Travis and Taylor
Patrick Mahomes
Despite being invented by an Italian, Johann Maria Farina named cologne after his adopted hometown in this country
Germany
You may have to do some tropical traveling to find gifts in this shade of pink, Patrick's favorite
Pink Sand
This Eastern European version of a deadlift starts from a standing position, and the lifter hinges at the hips with slightly bent knees,
Romanian Deadlift
Fire up the grills, over 40% of the Canadian population of this animal are in Alberta, and their population is roughly the same as the amount of humans
Cows
Be careful what you think, this actor's X-Men alter-ego can read minds, and is usually found in a wheelchair
Sir Patrick Stewart
walking through this department store is sure to overwhelm your olfactory system, I guess why they call themselves the fragrance destination
Macys
Being king of the office, it makes sense that Patricks favorite animal is this jungle royalty
Lion
Lay face down on the floor and lift your legs and arms to do this superpowered back workout
Superman Exercise
Nigeria's largest agricultural export is this bean used worldwide in popular desserts and candies, now that's pretty sweet if you ask me
Cocoa Bean
No, you're not asleep, but anyone who looks at this MD actor is bound to think they are Mc-dreaming
Patrick Dempsy
Not sure what this has to do with smelling good, but back in 2021, this cologne featured an ad where Johnny Depp was playing the guitar in the desert surrounded by wolves
Savage by Dior
If you hear some crunching at Patrick's desk, he's probably munching on this brand of protein chips
Wilde
This upper body workout involves a pull-up followed by pressing your torso up above the bar
Muscle up
Calgary is home to this fiery NHL team, who ironically haven't won a championship since 1989
Calgary Flames
Have ophidiophobia? You should be thanking this patron saint for driving them out of Ireland around 432 CE
Saint Patrick
In the 2004 movie Anchorman, Paul Rudd's character has an extensive cologne collection, the most notable of which comes in a bottle shaped like this animal, guaranteed to make his suitors purr, or more likely throw up
Panther
Whether he's intermittent fasting or not, you'll usually see Patrick eat this as his first meal at the office
Chia Pudding
Don't worry, these one-legged quats are safe to do anywhere since they don't actually involve a gun
Pistol Squat
This animal was chosen as Nigeria's national animal due to its majestic appearance, impressive wingspan, and symbolic qualities of power, vision, and determination
Eagle