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What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock
What can you catch but not throw?
Answer: A cold
What has words but never speaks?
Answer: A book
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog
What goes all around the world but stays in a corner?
Answer: A stamp
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot
What grows when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: Fire
What gets wet as it dries?
Answer: A towel
What has one eye but can’t see?
Answer: A needle
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Answer: Your sister
What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
Answer: A deck of cards
What word gets shorter when you add more letters to it?
Answer: Short
What has a tongue but never says a word?
Answer: A shoe
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
Answer: The dictionary
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner
What kind of vegetable needs a plumber?
Answer: A leek
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
Answer: A coat of paint
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow
There are two fathers and two sons in a car. How many people are in the car?
Answer: Three people — a grandfather, a father, and a son
What is something you can easily hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Answer: Your left elbow
What has three letters and starts with gas?
Answer: A car
Tim’s height is six feet. He’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop. He wears size nine shoes. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
Answer: A joke
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
Answer: A promise