This damsel in distress patiently awaits her rescue only to find out she has been saved by an ogre and a talking donkey.
Who is Fiona?
This is the technically correct name for the Big Dipper.
What is Ursa Major?
This coastal city's MLB team is the Giants.
What is San Francisco?
Love is a score of zero in this sport.
What is tennis?
These two presidents appear on both paper money and a coin in US currency.
Who are Lincoln and Washington?
btw
What is "by the way?"
The Highway Emergency Response Operators (HERO) program is a service patrol operated in metro Atlanta. They might help you out when this breaks down.
What is your car?
The names of the constellations are drawn from this European language.
What is Greek?
This coastal city's NFL team is the Giants.
What is New York?
Often read at weddings, this chapter of the Bible defines love variously as patient, kind, and lacking envy, among other notable attributes.
What is 1 Corinthians 13?
Hailed as the "Father of the Constitution" and the fourth President of the US, he graced the $5,000 bill which was only in print for a few years during the Civil War.

Who is James Madison?
afaik
What is "as far as I know?"
This famous television dog saves Timmy one day when he falls in a well.
Who is Lassie?
Betelgeuse is a red supergiant star of spectral type M1-2 and one of the largest visible to the naked eye, the second brightest star in this constellation named after a mighty hunter.
What is Orion?
Any of a race of giants in Greek mythology with a single eye in the middle of the forehead.
What are cyclops?
It's the final line in the chorus of Nat King Cole's L-O-V-E.
What is "love was made for me and you?"
Several faces could be found on the back of certain prints of these denominations of US currency.

What is the two dollar bill?
nbd
What is "no big deal?"
In New York, they call this food item a hero.
What is a sub sandwich (grinder)?
This constellation is named after the vain queen, mother of Andromeda, in Greek mythology, who boasted about her unrivaled beauty.
What is Cassiopeia?
You encounter this giant from Tibetan folklore during a rollercoaster ride in a Disney park in Orlando.
What is Yeti?
This American singer and songwriter was in rehab in Los Angeles at the time that her husband Kurt Cobain, lead singer for Nirvana, committed suicide in their Seattle home.
Who is Courtney Love?
Although never a US citizen, she was featured on a special one dollar gold coin minted between 2000 and 2008.

Who is Sacagawea?
pmsl
What is "peeing myself laughing?"
Bette Midler sings, "Did you ever know that you're my hero?" in this song.
What is Wind Beneath My Wings?
One of the most prominent constellations of the night sky, this constellation is visible from pretty much anywhere on Earth, except for Antarctica, and is one of the twelve constellations of the zodiac.
What is leo?
This alt-rock group often sang absurd lyrics, making them popular with kids. In an album about science, they sing:
"The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees."
Who is They Might Be Giants?
This Canadian poet and author, best know for The Handmaid's Tale, wrote in a poem that love "is a word we use to plug holes with."
Who is Margaret Atwood?
This South African's face graces the 100 rand note.

Who is Nelson Mandela?
mmorpg
What is "massively multiplayer online role-playing game?"