Who Said It
"I have nothing to say to you guys" after every game
Coach Mary
Left lift and almost never came back
Faith
Blocked everyone on our team on Instagram except Susan
Maya
"Due to the current condition of our field, administration decided that we will not be playing at home for the remainder of the season"
Coach Mary
Did the bench get yelled at after a game because the starters were making errors and the bench wasn't supportive enough?
Freshman year
"17 is the legal age in Rhode Island"
Erika
did Jess take a drug test for so she could get her job?
Abby
Is still dating the same boy as when she came into our program
Emily Schu
"if someone gives me $20 ill remove Coach Mary from the team group chat"
Cece
Did Skyler knock Piper's skittles out of her hand
Junior Year
"how you gonna let Obamacare over there beat you"
Coach Rich
Cheated on her boyfriend with a recruit
Erika
Caught Cait as she fainted during our Sunday "mental training" meeting
Taryn
"Yesterday I received text message from a member of administration with pictures of us not in masks....Be adults and keep your mask on"
Coach B
Did Coach Mary tell us that we were vomiting our anxiety onto others?
Sophomore Year
When asked what they can contribute to the group this person said, "I can reproduce".
Jess
Slipped in Faith's vomit
Caileigh
She woke up feeling sick so we all had to get our temperature checked at 6 am
Gabi
"Hello, we they are almost done. Just a heads up those who ordered calamari got fries"
Coach Olivia
Did we drink meal replacement shakes instead of real meals
Sophomore Year
Sat us down and said, "you guys need to be more sensitive to the seniors feelings"
Karli
Kissed Nicole Jorgenson at Classy Christmas
Madi Lewis
Told us that she wanted to drop Coach Mary's witch picture in the team group chat and then quit the team
Faith
"If we're limited to the weight room and practice I just really hope I don't gain weight bc alcohol and food are a good combo"
Ari
Did Sami bring toilet paper to the coaches office to win the A10 challenge
Freshman year