Before and After: Celebrities
Host of Drag Race wants to become Ant-Man
Ru Paul Rudd
Like a Virgin, touched for the very first time
Like a surgeon cutting for the very first time
This nut is usually the base for every vegan cheese
Cashew
For three years every Monday, Blain would head to a studio downtown to record this, before that, it was in a basement...
Rewatchability
Bad habits, soccer ball, the bucket
Things you Kick
90's Beauty from Empire Records and Armageddon dresses in drag to play Medea
Liv Tyler Perry
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
If you stop the process of making tofu half way through you get this refreshing dairy alternative
Soy Milk
Since the pandemic, Blain’s Friday nights have been called this
Boy's Night
An idea, a poker player, a boat
Things you float
This Wild and Crazy guy plays Jim in the Office UK
Steve Martin Freeman
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy
And all the goyems say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi
If you’re going to make this vegan protein you’re going to need something called vital wheat gluten
Seitan
Before the pandemic Blain spent every Wednesday night doing this for eight years…
Basketball
Prices, egos, balloons
Things that inflate
When Harry met Sally and Sally met Deadpool
Meg Ryan Reynolds
A long long time ago I can still remember how that music used to make me smile
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away naboo was under an attack
You can’t take this vegan mineral supplement found in high concentrations in blood with calcium, it blocks its absorption
Iron
Before having Key, these are the days of the week that Blain would regularly sleep in until 9 or 10 am
All of them
Foam, a waistline, your mind
Things that expand
Scott Pilgram can see Russia from his back yard
Micheal Cera Palin
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize that there’s nothing left
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she’s really plain
To get a cheesy flavour add this "nutritional" supplement that’s high in B vitamins
Nutritional Yeast
Since having key, Sunday visits to this house are a lot more regular
In-Law's or Ariane's Parent's
A car, a market, a dummy
Things that Crash