Punishments
After your 3rd DUI it is mandatory you now must install this device in your car for up to 4 years.
What is an IID (breathalyzer)?
It makes M.A.D.D members mad.
What are drunk drivers (drinking and driving)?
In Poland, they say “Under capitalism, man exploits man, while under” this system, “it’s vice versa”.
What is communism (or socialism)?
The largest of these “grand” instruments measures about 9ft long.
What is a piano?
Before the U.S., this European nation was mired down in Vietnam.
What is France?
In 19th century schools, dull or lazy pupils sometimes had to wear this on their head.
What is a dunce cap?
St. Paul wrote to Timothy: “Drink no longer water but use a little” of this “for thy stomach’s sake”.
What is wine?
The nation’s money supply is controlled by the Federal Reserve, headed by him.
Who is Jerome Powell?
A string quartet is traditionally composed of one cello, one viola, and two of this instrument.
What is a violin?
Spain’s name came from Hispania, what it was first called during their rule.
What is the Romans?
Asian torture that could be done to “Raindrops Keep Falling On My…” forehead.
What is the (Chinese) water torture?
Nickname of British admiral Vernon who watered down sailor’s liquor rations.
What is Grog?
Scottish economist famed for “The Wealth of Nations” & laissez-faire viewpoint.
Who is Adam Smith?
In a waltz, the number of beats to a measure.
What is 3?
To the Mexicans’ displeasure, Napolean III put this Archduke of Austria on their throne.
Who is Maximillian?
If she wanted to be alone, Greta Garbo might have enjoyed this form of prison punishment.
What is solitary confinement?
A tall cocktail of rum, liqueur & fruit juice, or a walking corpse.
What is a zombie?
Policy of many stores, “In God we trust, all others pay” this.
What is cash?
A skilled musician, this 16th c. English king was said to have composed “Greensleeves”.
Who is Henry VIII?
While they all settled here at the same time, it wasn’t called Jutland or Saxonland, but this.
What is Angleland (England)?
Poe narrator’s punishment for believing Montresor really wants to show him a cask of Amontillado.
What is being bricked into a cell (or cellar, being walled up)?
Eastern European country in which Tokay wine originated.
What is Hungary?
Marx said, “Each should work according to his ability and be paid according to” this.
What is according to his need?
Opera where Count Almaviva has a close shave.
What is The Barber of Seville?
Saved by Yugoslavia, Austria-Hungary declared war on it in 1914.
What is Serbia?