Before and After
The nickname of disease spreader Ms. Mallon gets a big break on Broadway in a show about a nanny for the Banks family
Typhoid Mary Poppins
When your phone’s on 1%, your social battery’s at 0%, and someone still asks if you’re “down to play clash.”
emotionally unavailable
This number is the maximum amount of time a person can be president
10 years
This fast-food chain’s mascot was originally conceived in the 1950s to appeal to children, and his striped outfit matches the colors of the brand’s logo.
Ronald McDonald
This clear spirit, often distilled from grains or potatoes, originated in Eastern Europe and is the base of a Black Russian.
Vodka
A phrase about the return of bovines that means to wait a long time, got around to founding a house improvement in 1978
Wait until the cows come home depot
Described as “when someone sends you a ‘what are you doing?’ text at 2 a.m. — and you already know it’s not about your well-being.”
booty call
This word, despite being something the United States has gone to war over multiple times, does not appear in the Constitution.
Democracy
This MLB team’s official mascot, introduced in 1979, is a green, fuzzy figure whose name references a famous Boston landmark rather than an animal.
Wally the Green Monster
A classic Cuban cocktail made with rum, sugar, fresh lime juice, soda water, and a garnish of mint, traditionally served in a highball glass.
Mojita
A standard piece of lumber twice as wide as it is thick is also a meaningful day to weed users
2 x 4/20
Urban Dictionary defines this term as “when you leave someone on read, not out of malice, but pure laziness or indecision.”
ghosting
This number is how many Supreme Court Justices the Constitution mandates
No set number
This cereal mascot, created in 1952, is anthropomorphic, striped, and known for encouraging children with the catchphrase “They’re grrreat!”
Tony the Tiger
This Mexican spirit, produced from the blue agave plant, comes in three main varieties: blanco, reposado, and añejo, and is essential in a Paloma.
Tequila
A Vegan casino with a Roman theme changes allegiance and becomes a royal residence and private retreat of Louis XIII
Ceasers Palace of Versailles
Urban Dictionary defines this as “pretending to be chill while having a complete mental breakdown in lowercase text.”
being passive-aggressive in lowercase (or soft launching your breakdown)
This term in Article I, Section 8 allows Congress to issue licenses for private citizens to attack enemy ships — a legal form of piracy
Letters of marque and reprisal
This NFL team’s mascot is an animal known for its stealth and power, and the team’s logo was designed to symbolize speed and agility in the Carolinas.
Carolina Panthers
Originating in Ireland in the 1970s, this liqueur combines whiskey, cream, and sugar, often served chilled over ice or in coffee.
Baileys Irish Cream
A nation's military planes get frozen and have to hit the combination of keys on your Mac or pc to exit them
Air Force Quit
This phrase describes someone who posts a picture with their new haircut and captions it with a totally unrelated inspirational quote.
Thirst trap with context
The original Constitution banned this old English punishment for traitors that made guilt hereditary, ruining an offender’s family’s rights and property.
Corruption of blood
Introduced in 1995 after a team relocation and rebrand, this NBA mascot is a purple dinosaur whose name references the team’s official nickname.
The Raptor (Toronto Raptors)
This potent cocktail combines equal parts vodka, tequila, white rum, gin, triple sec, simple syrup, lemon juice, and a splash of cola, theres no tea though
Long Island Iced Tea