This is the term Aunt Missy uses to refer to any sort of illegal substance.
Dope
This was the accident that broke both of Emily’s ankles in 2023.
Falling off the porch
This event happened while on a camping trip that resulted in a Park Ranger coming down to question Mom.
When Ariel ran away from the campsite in the middle of the night
This is the establishment that burned down while Abbie was working there.
Grice's (then called Greg's)
This member of the family is notorious for posting the worst pictures of everyone on Facebook.
Mom
Granny Deb used to say this specific phrase every single time we played cards.
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend"
This is the disease William contracted from a tick bite that we made fun of him for.
Lyme disease
This item was left behind during a family dinner in which an argument broke out.
The diaper bag
This family member has a reputation for being an awful person and is widely feared by most of the children/cousins.
Aunt Gabe
This social media was banned from our use growing up.
Snapchat
This is how William used to pronounce the word “hyena.”
"Hi-hena"
This member of the family had to be hospitalized for a tooth abscess.
Dad
This holiday notoriously has a mishap every year in which someone gets injured.
4th of July
One of Dad’s uncle's died under mysterious circumstances involving this specific vehicle.
A log truck
Kik
William used to say he was feeding this specific animal when he was eating.
Jackson had to undergo this procedure while in the ER for his broken arm.
Conscious Sedation
During a family Thanksgiving, this food item was dropped on the floor and everyone just ate it anyway.
The Turkey
One of Dad’s relatives was one this popular crime show.
Unsolved Mysteries/Cold Case Files (i can't remember)
This member of the family was scammed on Instagram.
William
"Hi-cotes"
These items were left behind during a camping trip in which weather became so severe, we left.
Literally everything
These two members of the family both graduated Salutatorian.
Jordan and Emily
This member of the family posts 17 TikToks a day.
Jackson