Common Sayings
Ailments
Family Gatherings
Misc Lore
Social Media
400

This is the term Aunt Missy uses to refer to any sort of illegal substance.

Dope

400

This was the accident that broke both of Emily’s ankles in 2023.

Falling off the porch

400

This event happened while on a camping trip that resulted in a Park Ranger coming down to question Mom. 

When Ariel ran away from the campsite in the middle of the night

400

This is the establishment that burned down while Abbie was working there.

Grice's (then called Greg's)

400

This member of the family is notorious for posting the worst pictures of everyone on Facebook.

Mom

600

Granny Deb used to say this specific phrase every single time we played cards.

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend"

600

This is the disease William contracted from a tick bite that we made fun of him for. 

Lyme disease

600

This item was left behind during a family dinner in which an argument broke out. 

The diaper bag

600

This family member has a reputation for being an awful person and is widely feared by most of the children/cousins. 

Aunt Gabe

600

This social media was banned from our use growing up.

Snapchat

800

This is how William used to pronounce the word “hyena.” 

"Hi-hena"

800

This member of the family had to be hospitalized for a tooth abscess. 

Dad

800

This holiday notoriously has a mishap every year in which someone gets injured.

4th of July

800

One of Dad’s uncle's died under mysterious circumstances involving this specific vehicle. 

A log truck

800
This mobile app scarred both Emily and Jordan for life. 

Kik

1000

William used to say he was feeding this specific animal when he was eating. 

"The baby horse in his tummy"
1000

Jackson had to undergo this procedure while in the ER for his broken arm. 

Conscious Sedation

1000

During a family Thanksgiving, this food item was dropped on the floor and everyone just ate it anyway. 

The Turkey

1000

One of Dad’s relatives was one this popular crime show.

Unsolved Mysteries/Cold Case Files (i can't remember)

1000

This member of the family was scammed on Instagram. 

William

1200
This is what William used to call "coyotes." 

"Hi-cotes"

1200
Martin got this disease when he was a puppy and miraculously lived. 
Parvo
1200

These items were left behind during a camping trip in which weather became so severe, we left.

Literally everything

1200

These two members of the family both graduated Salutatorian. 

Jordan and Emily

1200

This member of the family posts 17 TikToks a day.

Jackson

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