Treacherous Trails
The Green Monster
Mo’s Musings
Swift Justice
Breaking Bad
100

One does not simply walk into this volcanic nightmare of a realm, mostly due to the active lava flows, swarming Orcs, and complete lack of hospitality.


What is Mordor

100

When he isn't mud-bathing in his swamp or hanging out with a talking Donkey, this cranky 2000s animated ogre just wants everyone to stay off his property.


Shrek

100

This trusty 2015 Toyota model was purchased to comfortably haul kids and gear, though its primary daily function is a moving scream machine.


What is their Toyota Sienna

100

You won't need a courtroom judge for this 2017 lead single off Reputation that dramatically declared the "old Taylor" couldn't come to the phone right now because she was dead.



What is "Look What You Made Me Do"?


100

Often damaged by simply sleeping on a "weird pillow" or checking your blind spot too quickly, this high-stress spinal region leaves you frozen in place


what is the neck

200

In Mario Kart, this colorful, guardrail-free cosmic highway has been causing broken friendships and existential driving anxiety since 1992.

Lost pets have also been known to traverse this road.

What is Rainbow Road

200


This ancient 900-year-old Jedi Master proves that height matters not—though his syntax certainly does when teaching Luke Skywalker on Dagobah.


Yoda

200

If you find yourself pacing off a 7-foot, 9.25-inch throwing line, you might be playing this.


What is darts?

200

Taylor took ultimate legal control of her own musical catalog by adding these two words in parentheses to every newly re-recorded album title.


What is "(Taylor's Version)"?


200

You aren't cooking anything in a lab, but trying to relive your college glory days on the basketball court at age 34 can lead to a sudden, catastrophic snap of this crucial ankle tendon.


What is the Achilles Tendon

300

 Named for a Revolution-era hero’s wife who raised 11 kids and converted her barn into a hospital, this Southern Vermont park sits on Route 9—though modern leaf-peepers might find the autumn tourist traffic on that scenic byway to be the real survival test.


What is Molly State Park

300

In the classic Muppet Movie, this beloved frog proved it isn't easy being green


Who is Kermit

300

You don't need to read Homer's epic to know that after defeating Troy, it took Odysseus 10 years to finally sail home—a grueling journey that inspired this modern 6-letter word for any ridiculously long, chaotic road trip or commute.


What is an Odyssey

300

 No subpoena required—this 2014 star-studded music video and track was a direct payback anthem inspired by a public falling-out over arena tour backup dancers.


What is Bad Blood

300

Walter White had to tread lightly, and so do you—because one bad turn on a wet patch of grass can cause a excruciating pop in this crucial knee ligament with a scary three-letter acronym.


What is an ACL

400

Sure, it sounds lovely, but this golden thoroughfare subjects travelers to severe weather displacements, sleep-inducing drug fields, and unprovoked aerial assaults by winged primates.


What is the yellow brick road?

400

 Long before she was labeled "Wicked" by the citizens of Oz, this green-skinned protagonist was just a misunderstood student at Shiz University trying to "Defy Gravity."


Elphaba 

400

Comic nerds know Henry Cavill played the Man of Steel on the big screen, but mid-2000s TV fans will remember this heartthrob actor who spent ten seasons playing a young, sweater-vest-wearing Clark Kent on Smallville.


Who is Tom Welling

400

In 2022, Taylor reminded us that karmic justice is sweet, famously declaring in a Midnights single that Karma isn't just a relaxing thought—it's this furry pet "purring in my lap 'cause it loves me."


What is a cat

400

Pitchers fear the Tommy John surgery that repairs it, but regular folks usually tear this elbow ligament trying to throw a football "as far as I used to" at a backyard tailgate.


What is the UCL

500

Above 26,000 feet on Mount Everest, climbers enter this ominously named region where oxygen is so scarce the human body literally begins dying cell by cell.


What is the death zone.

500

Norman Osborn zipped around New York City on a glider throwing pumpkin bombs under this cackling, emerald-masked villain alter-ego.


Green Goblin

500

In pickleball, You can smash, drive, and lob all day, but step one inch over the line into this famous 7-foot non-volley zone to hit a ball in the air, and your point is instantly dead in the water.



What is the Kitchen

500

Taking payback to literal court in 2017, Taylor counter-sued a disgraced radio DJ for sexual assault, seeking and winning a symbolic settlement of exactly this monetary amount.



What is One dollar

500

 A ring of four muscles that stabilizes your shoulder, this group is notorious for tearing when you aggressively yank a stubborn lawnmower pull-cord or reach into the backseat of the car too fast.


What is a rotator cuff

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