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Rocabulary
Bakersfield
Lore of Tarzana
WW
100
Amherst
Am-erst
100
UMuzz
"Let's go to the hockey game tonight; all the UMuzz will be there!"
UMass + huzz (hot people who go to UMass)
100
Name of famed music hall, bar, restaurant, and museum in this location.
Buck Owens' Crystal Palace
100
Tarzana is famous for this local crop
Orange
100
Death to ___
All of them
200
Woburn
Woo-burn
200
Choppelganger
Ex: "Your ex-boyfriend sure has a type -- his new girl is your choppelganger!"
Chopped + doppelganger (someone who looks like you but uglier)
200
This author is Tarzana's namesake
Edgar Rice Burroughs
200
What is Wendy Williams' response to this?
What was that?
300
Worcester
Wuh-ster
300
Chocktail
"This long island iced tea is lowkey giving chocktail"
Chopped + cocktail (a cocktail that was made poorly and tastes bad)
300
Bakersfield is the _____ capital of California
Oil Capital
300
What is the number of Lenore and William S. Lambert's house?
4905
300
Nickname for this singer
Dula Peep
400
Leominster
Lemon-stir
400
Chopp city
"I don't wanna go to that party -- it's gonna be chopp city in there!"
Chopped + opp city (A place filled with your enemies who are ugly)
400
Kaley Cuoco (Big Bang Theory) purchased this famous sister's Tarzana home for $4.9 million
Khloe Kardashian
400
____ if she should suffer?
👏🏻
500
Scituate
Sitch-oo-it
500
Fine shunc
"I'm so sad fine shunc graduated... I'll miss seeing him on campus."
Fine shyt + unc (someone who's older than you and hot)
500
One of these singers is NOT a former Tarzana resident:
Jason Derulo, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Chris Brown
Ariana Grande
500
Guess who's jealous of Adele...
BEYONCE!!