Teacher Life
This classroom supply always disappears, even if you just bought a pack of 20.
What are dry-erase markers?
The capital of Australia (hint: it’s NOT Sydney).
What is Canberra?
The animal that can’t jump, even if it wanted to.
What is an elephant?
This animated trio of kindergarten superheroes fought crime in Townsville.
Who are the Powerpuff Girls?
Teachers secretly dread this more than grading essays.
What is group work?
This mythical creature appears when the copier works perfectly on the first try.
What is a miracle?
This planet spins on its side and has rings like Saturn.
What is Uranus?
The only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
What is a strawberry?
This sitcom followed six friends living in New York and introduced us to “The Rachel” haircut.
What is Friends?
The real reason teachers don’t let students go to the bathroom all at once.
What is it's actually a meetup zone?
The true measurement of how tired a teacher is by Friday.
What is “how many cups of coffee they've had”?
The square root of 169.
What is 13?
The part of the day when students suddenly forget how to sit in chairs.
What is the last period of the day?
In Home Alone, Kevin's signature line after applying aftershave was...
What is “Ahhhhhhhhh!”?
This is what teachers really do when they say they’re "going to a meeting."
What is sit in silence and drink coffee?
This phrase means “I'm about to wing it” but sounds professional.
What is “Let’s be flexible”?
The language with the most native speakers in the world.
What is Mandarin Chinese?
This classroom event happens when no one studies and the teacher knows it.
What is a pop quiz?
He was “The Science Guy” who made learning cool on TV.
Who is Bill Nye?
The face teachers make when a student says, “We had homework?”
What is the poker face of doom?
The teacher equivalent of winning the lottery.
What is a surprise snow day?
This U.S. president played the saxophone on The Arsenio Hall Show.
Who is Bill Clinton?
The real name for “teacher radar.”
What is "I can see everything, even behind me"?
This purple dinosaur loved you, you loved him… whether you wanted to or not.
Who is Barney?
This object contains more secrets than any diary.
What is the teacher’s top desk drawer?