Movie Quotes
"Business, business, business, numbers!"
What is The Lego Movie?
The nightly ritual of the Rubottom family, known as "Babylonians."
What is devotions?
This person has often run to his favorite room right as the family is walking out the door.
Who is Dad?
Clay used to pray that God would let us go to this restaurant.
What is McDonalds?
The Rubottom family owns this many cars. (Grandpa's truck not included)
How many is 5? (idk lol)
"Does this look dangerous?!" (Name both the show and the episode!)
What is Spongebob, S1 E40 "Hooky"?
This is the only meal which ends in "ACK."
What is "din-wack" (dinner)?
Known for their powerful squeezes which drove others to madness.
Who is Clay?
The best meal that Mom makes (objectively, according to Cole).
What is wild-rice chicken salad?
Scout's middle name.
What is a Potato?
cough cough "I do not _____ for my own _________!"
What is Pride and Prejudice?
In the early 2000s, when Mom burst some of the blood-vessels in her eye, she gave herself this name.
Who is Bloody Eye-Head?
This person created a popular folk song when they were a child.
Who is Nana?
This delicious treat brought the Rubottom children through the Deadly Gaps Diet of 2014. (year may be inaccurate)
What is a caramel-cream bar?
This person's favorite saying is: "Every party has a pooper that's why we invited you!"
Who is Grandpa?
"Did he nowwww?"
What is Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest?
Mom's favorite nickname for Dad.
Who is Dadio-Fatio sittin' on the patio?
This person wants to know how the melting is going?
Who is Brynn?
Green and bitter, this liquid was often prepared in the mornings.
What is vegetable juice?
What is letting Scout outside?
The following quote is a paraphrase of the actual quote: "Speak with me, fowl."
What is Top Gun? (or Top Gun: Maverick)
This household object is commonly referred to as squat-age.
What is Scout?
Roses are red, violets are blue,
My name is _____, and I will beat you.
Who is Faith?
Mom hid it for years, but she finally revealed the delicious secret of this green leafy vegetable to her children on the GAPS diet.
What is an artichoke heart?
The book that Mom would write on parenting.
What is "Oh my word, people! Spank your children!"