Guess the Newcomer 🥸
This newcomer thought it was normal until a few days ago, but realized that it is weird to not have an inner monologue.
Who is Jackson?
This section of the trails has an affectionate nickname given to it due to its abominable consistency when it rains.
What is Wesley Slop?
Would the newcomers rather never have an 8 a.m. class again or never have homework on weekends again?
No 8 am class
This Gospel begins with a genealogy tracing Jesus' ancestry back to Abraham.
What is Matthew?
This upperclassmen is a real one, wears durags, and is my favorite runner's favorite runner.
Who is Ben?
This newcomer sounds exactly like the Oasis singer for Wonderwall.
Who is Beckham?
This academic building contains a janitor's closet that gives you access to the roof.
What is Carpenter Hall?
Would the newcomers rather accidentally send their search history to the entire team or their camera roll?
Camera Roll
This Old Testament prophet challenged the prophets of Baal to a showdown on Mount Carmel.
Who is Elijah?
This upperclassmen would win an Aaron Rodgers lookalike contest.
Who is Hunter?
This newcomer's Spotify wrapped listening age is 67.
Who is John?
This is a phrase the team used to say after prayer.
What is "Crowns for Jesus"?
Would the newcomers rather have to run every workout in jeans or every race in Crocs?
Crocs
This man was chosen to replace Judas among the Twelve.
Matthias
This upperclassmen would definitely lose a street beefs fight.
Who is Eli?
This newcomer can write his name in cursive backwards.
Who is Mark?
This phrase from Coach means its time to lock in on OTR.
What is "tippy toe"?
Would the newcomers rather guarantee one regional championship for our team, but they personally never run another PR… or they PR in every race for the rest of college, but our team never wins another championship?
Championship (but only by 57.1% 😓)
This is the only Gospel that contains the parable of the Good Samaritan.
What is Luke?
This upperclassmen would a good detention teacher / supervisor... he's kinda scary.
Who is Aiden?
Who is Keenan?
This was Coach Dorr's first date with Coach Jen.
What is "I took her to Krispy Kreme doughnuts, but I'm not sure if that was before or after she officially broke up with her boyfriend. So it might be Russell's ice cream. So, I guess it depends on whether our first date was before or after she was single"?
Would the newcomers rather eat a diarrhea sandwich or never be able to run again?
Diarrhea sandwich
This was the first Christian martyr recorded in Acts.
Who is Stephen?
Depending on the day, this upperclassmen would make a great woman.
Who is Eli?