Edjucatin'
Meet the In-Laws
Bragworthy
Grandma and Grandpa
Catchphrases
100
This person was the first Ryan to attend and graduate from an Ivy League school.
Who is Uncle Mike?
100
This in-law played a D-1 sport in college.
Who is Aunt Kathy?
100
At Uncle Terry and Aunt Trudy's wedding reception, Brendan entertained by performing the entirety of this Don McClean classic.
What is "American Pie"?
100
The Merrill clan hails from this state on the East Coast.
What is Delaware?
100
You were likely to be welcomed by this colorful greeting upon calling Grandma's phone at Dorking.
What is "Yellow"?
200
Grandma and Grandpa took pride in graduating all nine children from college. The final graduation occurred in this year.
What is 1986?
200
This is the most recently welcomed in-law.
Who is Sheelagh?
200
Multiple Mike's have won Section V championships for McQuaid Jesuit in this sport.
What is Baseball?
200
Grandpa established a Ryan family boycott of what local barber shop for charging a peach-fuzzed toddler for a haircut.
What is Rocky's? / What is Winton Hair Stylist?
200
Uncle Mike uses this word to describe just how unbelievable he thinks something is.
What is Freakin'?
300
This many Ryan men attended McQuaid Jesuit, including all generations and in-laws.
What is 13?
300
This in-law enlisted in the US military.
Who is Tadge?
300
Grandpa Ryan, an avid bowler, tallied this top score in his amateur career.
What is 273?
300
After an exceptional tournament performance (and presumably some celebrating), Grandpa tossed his bowling ball into this city's eponymous river.
What is Chicago?
300
Grandma is known for welcoming children and grandchildren to her home by alerting them that this meat is in the fridge.
What is Ham?
400
This many Ryan women attended Our Lady of Mercy High School, including all generations and in-laws.
What is 10?
400
This in-law got on Grandpa's good side right away by piercing the Dorking pool with a lawn dart.
Who is Aunt Mary Dziuba?
400
These two grandchildren achieved the highest designation possible as Girl and Boy Scouts.
Who are Claire and Timmy, Jr.?
400
This is Grandma's mother's maiden name.
What is Brownell?
400
A young John Michael repeated this line from the Christmas classic "Home Alone" to a waiter at a Chinese restaurant (to the horror of his parents).
What is "Keep the change, ya filthy animal"?
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