Easter Jokes 1
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a good complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
hy are Easter bunnies more tired when Easter's in April?
Because they’ve just finished a long March.
What sport are eggs the best at?
Running
What's the angriest vegetable?
A steamed carrot!
Did you hear about the most beautifully decorated eggs?
They were to dye for!
Where’s the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Why was the Easter Bunny hired for the job?
He had the most eggs-perience!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Why don’t chicks play baseball?
Too many fowl balls!
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!