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Mezmerize
What was my first car?
Subaru Legacy
What is my middle name?
Joshua
What car did I roll over at work (intentionally) against a junked mattress to remove a battery pack?
2006 Camry Hybrid
What was my first legal job?
Busboy/Waiter
Who was my most listened to artist of 2024?
Twenty One Pilots
Which of my cars did I sell for an 800% return?
Honda Accord
How much money did my stepfather steal from my mother? (Within $50,000)
$400,000
What river was I canoeing when I got my terrorism charge?
St. Croix
What job almost landed me in jail for 50 years?
Chop Shop
How many times have you allowed me to SharePlay in the car?
2
My mom's first car is widely described as "Ugly but bulletproof", "Light and tossable, but not refined", "Toyota reliability at it's peak", and "The best first car for those who hate cars".
Toyota Echo
What is my grandfather's name? (Double points for pronunciation)
Rejean
What event happened when I was 2 years old that altered my life to an unspeakable extent?
Divorce
What prevented me from leaving my retail job and getting a new job?
Terrorism charge
What is the cover picture of my Motorcycle playlist?
The photo you took of me at McDonald's
What is my favorite car I ever owned?
Subaru Legacy GT
My late-grandmother shared a name with this famous Young Sheldon baddie.
Mary
What happened when I accidentally dropped DMT?
Ego death
What job did I work the longest?
Ends Manager
Who is my current favorite artist?
A. Hollywood Undead
B. System of a Down
C. Seether
D. Adelitas Way
E. Saint Asonia
F. Pop Evil
Pop Evil
Which of my cars is the only one I have NOT been pulled over in?
Silverado
What religion was I raised as?
Roman Catholic
What was the name of my previous Service Advisor whom I hooked up with at a company party?
Shannon
How long did I work at my longest job?
4 Years