Where did my father claim to have gained inspiration for my name?
a. An actor
b. A writer (as in the word "writer)
c. A WWE wrestler
d. A random man he met at a Wallmart
All of these are correct
In what month did the October Revolution occur?
a. October, obviously
b. November
b. November, because Russia would only later switch to the Gregorian calendar from the Julian calendar
Who is this?
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(Hint: He was a major figure in the American Civil War)
a. Sideburns McGee
b. Harriet Tubman
c. Ulysses S. Grant
d. Ambrose Burnside
d. Ambrose Burnside (He basically invented the sideburns)
If I were a fish, what kind of fish would I be?
a. Starfish
b. Silverfish
c. Jellyfish
d. I wouldn't be one; I would never let myself regress to an older evolutionary stage
d. I wouldn't be one; I would never let myself regress to an older evolutionary stage . . . Also, none of the other options were fish, stupid.
What does MLM stand for?
a. Multi-Level Marketing
b. Marxism-Leninism-Maoism
c. A secret third thing known only by those who are chronically online
a., b., and c.
Who is this:

(Hint: He is the creator of the Metal Gear and Death Stranding series)
a. Hirohito
b. Oda Nobunaga
c. Hideo Kojima
d. Guillermo del Toro
c. Hideo Kojima
What is this?

(Hint: It is from a well-beloved film with an odd name)
a. GLaDOS
b. Hal 9000
c. Ultron
d. The Absolute Solver
b. Hal 9000
What is the name of my favorite song by The Weather Girls
a. Soggy Saps with Soggy Chaps
b. Rainbow Days
c. Cloudy Rays
d. It's Raining Men
d. It's Raining Men (It's a bop)
What infamous political figure, whose impact has warped economics, social science, and the world's strongest nations, had his corpse functionally laminated to be presented in public in an open coffin even to this day?
a. Joseph Stalin
b. Toussaint Louverture
c. Vladimir Lenin
d. Josip Broz Tito
c. Vladimir Lenin

Had I been born a woman, what would my mother have named me (by her account)?
a. Rose
b. Ruby
c. Riley
d. Rita
b. Ruby
Who is this?

a. Raul Castro
b. Kasene Teto
c. Guillermo Mussolini
d. Josip Broz Tito
d. Josip Broz Tito
Who do I hate more than ANYONE else? (With descriptions as hints)
a. Josip Broz Tito - Yugoslavian Leader and Communist
b. Ayn Rand - Russian-American Writer and Individualist
c. Friedrich Engels - Prussian-German Writer and Political Activist
d. Ronald Reagan - American President and Conservative
b. Ayn Rand
(Yes, I hate her even more than Reagan; she just annoys me. Note that I don't hate the other two, though.)