Easier
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
A clock
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?
He was walking
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
A shadow
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The President
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote "your exact weight"
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
On someone's head
What was never scared but became petrified, can't make a bird but can make a bat, can't live in a house but would die to have one. What is it?
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has one brother — how many children does Mary have?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Glass
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a photo of him and then processed it.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All of the people were married.
What question can you never truthfully answer yes to?
"Are you asleep yet?"
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
Where can you find cities, towns, shops, and streets but no people?
A map
What happens once in a lifetime, twice in a moment, but never in one hundred years?
The letter M
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock