This game technically has the winner completely predetermined, as your only action is drawing a card and following its instructions
What is Candy Land?
This game recently added copper as an important material, adding many new ways to make your worlds kind of ugly
What is Minecraft?
Kieran James Turner was born in this city
What is San Jose, California?
"I'd have two nickels"
Who is Doofenshmirtz from Fortnite?
The full name of the game is UmaMusume: ________
What is Pretty Derby?
This 52 card game is potentially infinite, as depending on the order of the deck, people could be stuck with cards forever.
What is War?
This RPG allows you to befriend or harm Elvis, Elvis (again), Julius Caesar, Walt Disney, Gavin Newsom, and more!
This Seinfeld character resides in Kieran James Turner’s bathroom
Who is Kramer?
"I thlammed my penith in the car door"
Who is Daffy Duck from Fortnite?
This character, sometimes called John UmaMusume, is the main character of season 1 of the mainline anime
Who is Special Week?
One night werewolf has plenty of unique characters, but once reaching a player limit a bunch of these characters are added, who have no abilities.
What is Villagers?
Unfairly accused of being a Minecraft clone back in the day, this game’s developer said it would stop releasing updates many years ago yet continues to get new content to this day
What is Terraria?
Kieran James Turner has this many discord reactions in the Nerdfighters server.
What is 2?
"This is where I watched my parents die, Raphael [from Fortnite]."
Who is Batman from Fortnite?
UmaMusume is a multigenre game, considered both a racing game and a _______ (hint: it’s not gacha)
What is an Idol Game?
This board game, where the goal is to reach the 100 space while avoiding pesky slides through the use of a spinner was given a Spongebob rebrand.
What is Chutes and Ladders?
I overdosed on everything and now I can talk to my own mental faculties! And I’m bisexual. And a cop :[
What is Disco Elysium?
Kieran James Turner joined the Nerdfighters discord server on this date (month and year)
"Wait a minute, I'm still black!"
Who is Cole from Fortnite?
This character, who is the princess of Ireland, unintentionally eliminated Ireland’s colonial history from the UmaMusume timeline
Who is Fine Motion?
This famous trick based comedy game starts out fun, but the only real allure is the shock factor of the cards themselves.
What is Cards Against Humanity?
This 2011 game follows Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and more through a quite tumultuous time in the galaxy. Bet they wish they could talk it out!
What is Lego Star Wars III: The Clone Wars?
Kieran James Turner has had 6 cats throughout his lifetime, these are their names.
Stix, Nori, Happy, Tristy, Tortuga, Izzy
"I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes"
Who is SpongeBob from Fortnite?
This skill, also the nickname given to a certain character’s chest, recovers a large amount of endurance on a corner turn
What is Swinging Maestro?