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100

The percentage of overall imi revenue synergies that were expected to come from Contact Center.

What is 72%

100

The ONLY imi site that could remaining standing after integration is complete

What is High Wycombe?

100

Legacy South African partner that is not "Old Schoola"

What is Khumbla?

100

The first step in Customer Contract Migration

What is locate all of the contracts?

100

As long as humanly possible

What is the duration of "Interim State"?

200

Date of Announcement of Cisco's acquisition of imi mobile

What is December 6, 2020?

200

The primary reason that Diligence was abbreviated for imi

What is Collab leadership requirement to announce the acquisition at Webex One?

200

The first four imi products launched on GPL

What are Webex Connect, Notify, Campaign and Assist?

200

imi set the CDI record of 3 for this.

What is the most CFO Post Commits?

200

"this was written by a drunken sailor"...

What did one of the imi leaders say after reading his Employment Letter 

300

The absolute worst country to perform diligence on an publicly traded acquisition target.

What is the United Kingdom?

300

The most creative use of a gym during a pandemic and acquisition integration

What is furniture storage for the High Wycombe and Theale sites that had to be vacated on short notice.

300

This process could have prevented the biggest barrier to commercial full integration (Kairos)

What is COO Commit, which now happens before any deal is committed to.

300

The cadence of imi Integration SteerCo meetings.

What is whenever the planets align? (aka almost never).

300

FY28

What is BOTH the current projected end date for the integration, AND the timing of the Zombie Apocalypse?

400

The most critical (and least achievable) assumption in the deal financial case

What is hiring 300 incremental contact center sellers to accelerate deal flow? 

400

When a residence is a home for no one.


What is Hyderabad (zoned residential, and all employees had to be vacated.)

400

Speaking of offers, this one will never see the GPL

What is Bespoke? 

400

The quickest way to get an SVP to write an apology email

What is prematurely telling the acquired employees their new org. and reporting structure?

400

Point after which Culture Assessment is no longer relevant

What is conducting assessment a year after Close?

500

The other company that we were going to acquire in combination with imi mobile

What is Telnyx?  (Project code name Thallium)

500

The result when you multiply the total number of imi acquired sites by the total number of imi acquisitions.

What is 180?

15 sites X 12 acquired companies = 180

500

Most consequential imi risk element that was missed in Diligence

What is the fact that imi did 98%+ of their business direct to customer -- and Cisco does 95%+ through partners.

500

The most appropriate response to a BU Executive Sponsor when they say "let's leave them alone and learn their business for a year"

What is "HELL NO!!!"

500

An imi leadership cultural element that limits employee empowerment.

What is "tops down" decision making approach

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