Minecraft or Beer
Fantasy Football 2025
Joe Mama
LeBron James
Spongeboy Mi Bob
400

This can be brewed and slow you down.

What is a potion of slowness?

400

Sharing a nickname with TV’s most famous science educator, this breakout rookie ‘experiment’ paid off for fantasy managers when opportunity and volume finally aligned.

Who is Jacory “Bill” Croskey-Merritt?

400

This is the best Tight End ever.

Who is Gronk?

400

LeBron James wears this jersey number for most of his NBA career.

What is 23?

400

These are the colorful Krabby Patties that Spongebob invents and goes off to sell on his own.

What are Pretty Patties?

800

CHESQII DAILY DOUBLE

What is Grey?

800

This QB was an unexpected hit this year, amassing 470 passing yards in a single game, the highest of any QB this season.

Who is Joe Flacco?

800

This robot from the film Real Steel, compiled a 15–1 record and is instantly recognizable by its purple frame, yellow Japanese lettering, and samurai-style helmet.

Who is Noisy Boy?

800

LeBron James has appeared in the NBA Finals this many times.

What is 10?

800

This is the full name of Squidward's unibrowned arch rival.

What is Squilliam Fancyson III?

1200

This can explode if mishandled and has ruined many carefully planned nights.

What is a Keg?

1200

This player, by many considered the greatest waiver wire pickup of 2025, emerged after a starter injury, and performed so well that he kept the top spot even after his return.

Who is Michael Wilson?

1200

JOWE'S DAILY DOUBLE

Who is Nidoking?

1200

LeBron James has won NBA championships with these three franchises.

Who are the Cleveland Cavaliers, Miami Heat, and Los Angeles Lakers?

1200

In the episode “Rock-a-Bye Bivalve,” SpongeBob and Patrick pose as parents to a baby scallop. As tensions boil over, SpongeBob dumps Patrick’s dessert-filled briefcase onto him during an argument, prompting Patrick to respond with this line.

What is "So this is what I get for working overtime"?

1600

This is famously green, widely recognized, and not everyone’s favorite  

What is Heineken?

1600

This tight end got only one touch down but still had a solid season with 35 receptions for over 300 yards and produced some of his best weeks when opportunity knocked, making him a sneaky mid‑season roster flier.

Who is Michael Mayer?

1600

This starter evolves into the greatest competitive Pokemon ever... so much so that the community has considered banning it all together!

Who is Litten?

1600

LeBron James is the only player in NBA history to rank top-five all time in these two statistical categories.

What are points and assists?

1600

After becoming addicted to Mr. Krabs’ newest money-making scheme, the claw machine, Squidward keeps playing even after running out of cash by inserting this item—something Mr. Krabs later discovers with initial confusion, followed quickly by delight, while emptying the coin bin.

What is the deed to his house?

2000

This can be light or dark, and once you get one, you usually get another.

What is Sheep?

2000

After replacing an injured RB1, this running back alternated between explosive 20-point games and quiet 4-point outings every other week, making fantasy managers want to rip their hair out. 

Who is Kimani Vidal?

2000

These three names represent Joe's greatest love... Cats :D

Who are Elliott, Cooper, and Zeus.

2000

As of January 2026 Lebron has scored this many points in his career.

What is 42,810 points? (41,810-43,810 accepted)

2000

In the episode Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V, Squidward joins the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances as Captain Magma and signals his attack by referencing this real-world volcanic eruption.

What is Krakatoa?

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