DYING IN THE WATER
Where a Life Guard is.
A place where safe swimming can be accomplished
A NERD
WHAT YOU ARE IF YOU KNOW THAT SEVERE TORNADO DAMAGE STARTS AT A CLASSIFICATION OF EF-3 AND WIND SPEEDS OF 136-165 MPH
"BEING CAUTIOUS"
WHAT THE AF CALLS SEARCHING YOUR CAMPSITE FOR SHARP OBJECTS BEFORE HAVING FUN.
A FAMILY DEAD IN THEIR HOUSE
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IDIOTS USE A GRILL INDOORS.
A 19.5 YEAR NAP
WHAT SOMEONE WHO BRINGS FIREWORKS ON AN AIRPLANE MUST HAVE JUST TAKEN.
A "Buddy".
What is someone who doesn't want to swim with you again. For safety reasons.
NOT DROWNING
WHAT YOU HOPE HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE NOAAs ADVISE AND GET OUT OF YOUR CAR AND INTO A DITCH DURING A TORNADO.
DAILY DOUBLE
SPEED KILLS, TURN AROUND DON'T DROWN, DON'T FOLLOW TOO CLOSELY,
NOT GOOD (BAD)
WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE IF YOU MIX ALCOHOL AND FIREWORKS. WHICH YOU SHOULD NEVER DO!!
UNMENTIONABLE THINGS
WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU CARRY FIREWORKS IN YOUR POCKET. WHICH YOU SHOULDN'T DO. CERTAINLY NOT IF YOU ALSO ARE CARRYING A NOT FULLY COOLED PIECE OF CHARCOAL FROM GRILLING (IN SAME POCKET)
"I CAN'T SWIM"
What are the last words of someone in the water who is about to die.
A FAMILY DEAD IN THEIR HOUSE
WHAT GET WHEN YOU GO TO THE HIGHEST FLOOR OF THE HOUSE AND LOOK OUT THE WINDOW DURING A TORNADO
BIG FOOT
WHEN YOU ERRONEOUSLY ARRIVED AFTER DARK TO SET UP YOUR CAMPSITE YOU RAN INTO THIS, THOUGHT IT WAS A TREE BUT IT ENDED UP KILLING YOU.
SOMETHING BAD LIKE HAVING TO GO GET PROPANE APPARENTLY.
THE RESULT OF NOT TURNING THE BURNER AND GAS CYLINDER VALVES OFF AFTER GRILLING (OUTSIDE). WHICH YOU SHOULD DO AFTER GRILLING
A BAD IDEA
WHAT IS NOT VENTILATING YOUR VEHICLE WHILE TRANSPORTING A NEW GAS CYLINDER DIRECTLY HOME AFTER PURCHASE. HOME OR TO THE FIELD WHERE YOU WILL BE USING IT TO POWER A POTATO CANNON.
"can I go swimming"
What a child asks their parent while they are watching "This Is US" that gets the response..."WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE A $@#& LIFEGUARD. And the child learns not to swim without supervision.
GLAD BUT YOU'RE CRAZY!
WHAT YOUR DOG THINKS BECAUSE YOU ARE PRACTICING TORNADO DRILLS AGAIN WITH YOU FAMILY, OR BY YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE THAT TYPE PERSON.
NEANDERTHAL MORONS DIE IN HORRIFIC AUTO ACCIDENTS
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SEATBELTS AREN'T WORN.
SOAK IT IN A BUCKET OF WATER
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO AFTER 20 MINUTES TO A "DUD" FIREWORK. I MEAN IF YOU HAVE TIME FO DAT!
JIMMY'S HEAD
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE MATCHES OR A LIGHTER TO CHECK A GAS GRILL FOR LEAKS
SHARKS
What you see if you have erroneously swam to far from shore and have gotten fatigued.
NO TENT
WHAT YOU END UP WITH IF YOU CAMP WHEN HAZARDOUS WEATHER IS PROBABLE.
CRIMES AGAINST NATURE
WHAT YOU COMMIT WHEN TEXTING AND DRIVING.
A WASTE OF TIME AND NOT REALISTIC BUT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE DONE....OR ELSE
WHAT IS USING A LEAK-DETECT SOLUTION TO CHECK ALL CONNECTIONS FOR TIGHTNESS AND LEAKS BEFORE YOU LIGHT A GAS GRILL....WELL MAYBE THE FIRST TIME YOU LIGHT IT!
WHY 730TH MEMBERS SHOULD NEVER USE FIREWORKS
WHAT IS BECAUSE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT SHOULD SUPERVISE FIREWORK ACTIVITIES.