Star Wars
Formerly Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Vader
This is the full name of the building we call ESJ.
Edward St. John Learning And Teaching Center
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Patrick Star
The capital of Maryland.
Annapolis
The current coach of UMD men's basketball came from this school.
Texas A&M
Han shot this bounty hunter first.
Greedo
This writer of Seinfeld attended university at UMD.
Larry David
“I am vengeance. I am the night!"
Batman
This river runs through the Grand Canyon.
The Colorado River
Micheal Jordan played for this school and won a championship with them in 1982 by scoring the game winning shot.
University of North Carolina (UNC)
The shield generator for the Death Star II was housed on this moon.
Forest Moon of Endor
Stepping on the 'Point of Failure' is said to cause this bad thing to happen to you.
Not graduating in 4 years
“I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
Michael Scott
This is the least populated state in the US.
Wyoming
This current UMD men's basketball player threw their shoe at the basketball during a game against Georgetown this season.
Myles Rice
The clone army was created and grown on this planet.
Kamino
This academic building is the only one to have survived the Great Fire of 1912.
Morrill Hall
"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
Big Smoke
The tallest mountain in the US.
Mount McKinley (aka Denali)
This school has the most NCAA basketball national championships at 11 wins, 7 of which were consecutive.
UCLA
Chewbacca's home planet.
Kashyyyk
This person ran track at UMBC, and now works in the CS department, where he can be booked for interpretive dance.
Noah P Owens
“Nanomachines, son!"
Senator Armstrong
This region of New York State is referenced in a song title by Beck.
The Catskills
The NCAA men's basketball all time winningest coach.
Mike Krzyzewski