Good Ol Saint V
In addition to having a holiday that celebrates chocolates and greeting cards, St. Valentine is the patron saint of what? (Multiple answers)
What is travel, beekeeping, epilepsy, lovers, or the plague.
What is "anti"?
This classical composer had seven children and is regarded as one of the definitive composers of the Baroque period.
Who is Johann Sebastian Bach?
"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have [BLANK] pay for that wall. Mark my words."
What is Mexico?
Stella is part Beagle and part this.
What is English Bulldog?
St. Valentin's skull can be found in this Italian city.
What is Rome?
What Tarzan swings on.
What is a vine?
This composer's "Messiah" was originally written for Easter services, though many associate it with Christmas.
Who is Handel?
"I will be phenomenal to the [BLANK]. I mean, I want to help [BLANK]."
What are women?
Break out the botox! This breed has so many wrinkles, when it sits down it looks like it's wearing a fur coat.
What is a Sharpei?
St Valentine was credited with restoring this sight to a young woman.
What is sight? (He wrote her a letter, and she regained her sight just in time to read it!)
Menial laborer.
What is a peon?
He composed many still well known operas over his short life, but his last was The Magic Flute.
Who is Mozart?
"I have a great relationship with [BLANK], as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them. And they like me. I like them."
What are African Americans?
lThis mostly hairless pup has won the World's Ugliest Dog content year after year.
What is the Chinese Crested?
St Valentine's birth year is unknown, but he is said to have died in this century.
What is the 3rd century?
One of the 40 in "the back 40".
What is an acre?
This 20th century composer's music is strongly favored by marching bands.
Who is Sousa?
"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of [BLANK]!"
What is global warming?
Also known as the Xoloitzcuintli, this hairless breed turns heads with its large ears and strange skin coloration.
What is a mexican hairless?
St Valentine was put in jail for illegally doing this to young Christian couples.
What is marrying them?
Style of skirt that reaches just below the knee.
What is midi?
This composer's "On The Transmigration of Souls" was inspired by the 9/11 attacks, and won the 2003 Pulitzer Prize for Music.
Who is John Adams?
"When you see the other side chopping off heads, [BLANK] doesn't sound very severe."
What is waterboarding?
You may know this breed by its "dreadlocks".
What is a Puli or Komondor?