John & Sarah
First one to make a move
Who is Sarah?
"I was shiftfaced, grabbed him by the shirt in passing and whispered 'I want to lick you'"
Amount of years Sarah has been dabbling in witchcraft
What is 4 years?
Sarah's favorite color
What is red?
Body part Sarah likes to collect
What are teeth?
Famous painting recreated on Sarah's bedroom wall
What is Van Gogh's Starry Night?
Favorite thing to watch
What is "Oh Hello"?
Amount of times Sarah was a vampire for Halloween
What is 5 times?
Sarah's favorite movie
What is Return of the King - Extended Edition?
Amount of cars Sarah has totaled
What is two?
"(If I had a nickel for every car I totaled,) I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it's crazy that it's happened twice."
4-year-old Sarah's problematic Halloween costume
First concert together
Who is Elton John?
Age at which Sarah pretended to be a vampire during school
What is 12 years old?
Sarah's favorite romance TV show
What is Heated Rivalry?
The superlative Sarah's sorority awarded her
What is the Worst Driver Award?
Sarah's favorite One Direction fanfiction trope
What was "Adopted by One Direction"?
First trip together
Where is Baraboo, WI?
Grade in which Sarah first watched Twilight
What was 5th grade?
Sarah's favorite food
What is pizza?
The duration of Sarah's longest acid trip
What is 12 hours?
Sarah's current weird artistic hyperfixation (random column was full)
What are clowns?
What is Rocketman?
Who are Charlie & Carlisle?
Sarah's favorite musical artist
Who is Hozier?
Weird fantasy movie upon which a ball Sarah attended was based
What is Labyrinth?
Age at which Sarah was kicked out of Harvest Bible Chapel (Davenport megachurch)
What is 16 years old?