Instructions were unclear. I got turned into a frog.
"The Princess and the Frog" (2008)
"Twilight" (2008)
Every guy wants the "cool girl." Here's what happens when she's had enough.
"Gone Girl" (2014)
Colonialism is evil, and also Jude Law must be killed.
"Captain Marvel" (2019)
Dream Team! Three iconic women kidnap their boss and implement socialist policies in the workplace.
"9 to 5" (1980)
What if Jamie Foxx was your new dad
"Annie" (2014)
Ali Wong plays a celebrity chef returning to her home town.
"Always Be My Maybe" (2019)
Fun romp: Closeted lesbian gets possessed by a succubus.
"Jennifer's Body" (2009)
Rebellions are built on hope!
"Rogue One" (2016)
[credits roll] okay but he was her brother....
"Clueless" (1995)
Homeschool kid and her delinquent boyfriend go to a cool festival with lights!
"Tangled" (2010)
What if Lucy Liu was your boss but she took out her sexual frustration on you
"Set It Up" (2018)
"Happy Death Day" (2017)
It's not about "deserve," it's about "believe."
"Wonder Woman" (2017)
On the day of the murder, I was.... getting liposuction.
"Legally Blonde" (2001)
What if Oprah took you on a magical adventure
"A Wrinkle in Time" (2018)
This movie is a romcom disguised as a horror film.
"Tucker and Dale vs Evil" (2010)
A class revolution is inevitable. Oh, and some people try to kill some other people.
"Us" (2019)
This highly stylized, female-led action film is all about the power of MILFs.
"Gunpowder Milkshake" (2021)
This movie contains the classic insult: "You're a liar and you're mean!"
"21 Jump Street" (2012)
Have courage and be kind.
"Cinderella" (2015)
Andy Samberg, Cristin Milioti, and JK Simmons star in this romantic comedy rife with existential dread.
"Palm Springs" (2020)
This film boldly asks: what's scarier? A demon coming to kill you or the "love" of an abusive father?
"Pure" (2019)
Problematic Fave: This was Zack Snyder's film based off of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
"Sucker Punch" (2011)
This hilarious, female-led action film boldly asks: what if Jason Statham was a loser?
"Spy" (2015)