Answer: A watermelon
What ring is a square?
A boxing ring!
If a hen and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will half a dozen hens lay in half a dozen days?
2 dozen egges!
What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler!!!
what goes through a door?
A keyhole!
What fruit never wants to be alone?
A pear
What has teeth but cant bite?
A comb!
How many moths have 28 days?
All of them!
Has feathers but can't fly. Rests on legs but can't walk.
A mattress
What has a tongue but cant taste, eyes that can't see and a sole that will never die?
The tongue of a shoe!!
What kind of cup can NOT hold water
A cupcake
If You Lose Me You May Cause People Around Me to Lose Me Too.
Your temper!
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Using Roman Numerals!
Where do fish keep their money?
A riverbank!
What has a tongue and four fingers?
A glove!!
What do you call the father of all sodas?
Pop
What has a head but no leg?
A penny!
In my hand, I have two coins that are newly minted. Together, they total 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are the coins?
A quarter and a nickel!
What can fly but has no wheels
A garbage truck!
(Daddy you told us this a long time ago so I expected you to get it right.)
What is coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow!!
You are in a place called Wally’s World and there is only one law. There is a mirror, but no reflection. There is pizza with cheese, but not sausage. There is pepper, but no salt. There is a door, yet no entrance or exit. What is the law?
Each word must have double letters!
What is black, white, and blue?
A sad zebra!!
(Daddy couldn't guess this!)
How can 8+8=4?
8 hours plus 8 hours equals 4:00
What is the hardest key to turn?
A donkey!
What has many keys but cant open a single lock?
A keyboard or **PIANO
** daddy I put this because this is the only one you know!!!