Your friend walks into class carrying five textbooks and says:
“Wow, I LOVE carrying all this stuff around.”
A friend waits 40 minutes for someone to text back and says:
“Well, that response was fast.”
A teacher assigns extra homework before break and a student whispers:
“Awesome.”
“I actually really liked that movie.”
A basketball player misses an easy shot during practice and says:
“Wow, future NBA star right here.”
The teacher announces a surprise quiz and a student says:
“Oh great, exactly what I wanted today.”
A student gets interrupted three times and says:
“Thanks for letting me talk.”
A student forgets their Chromebook and says:
“I’m really prepared today.”
“Oh yeah, because waking up at 6 AM is SO fun.”
A student’s gaming system freezes during an online match and they say:
“This is going GREAT.”
After the Wi-Fi crashes during presentations, someone says:
“This school’s technology is amazing.”
Someone’s friend cancels plans again and they say:
“Cool, I definitely wasn’t excited or anything.”
After hearing there will be a group project, someone says:
“My favorite thing ever.”
“Thanks! I studied really hard for that test.”
A student forgets their water bottle during PE on a hot day and says:
“Smart decision by me.”
A student drops their entire lunch tray in the cafeteria and says:
“Nice. Best moment of my life.”
A student says after losing badly in a game:
“Wow, I’m basically a professional gamer.”
The teacher says the class average on the test was low and a student says:
“Love that for us.”
“Fantastic. Another Monday.”
After getting stuck at rehearsal until late evening, a student says:
“Love spending my entire night here.”
Someone finishes a giant homework packet at midnight and says:
“I totally had free time tonight.”
A friend spills a drink on their outfit before pictures and says:
“Perfect timing.”
A teacher says “This assignment should only take 15 minutes,” and students spend an hour on it. One student says:
“Fifteen minutes? Totally.”
“That was actually really helpful.”
A student studies all weekend, opens the test Monday morning, and says:
“Oh good, none of this looks familiar.”