Life
How old is Mr. Saturno?
25
How many times has Mr. Saturno taught Grade 7?
Twice
What is Mr. Saturno's favourite colour?
Green
What is the major thing that Mr. Saturno hates with learning?
Textbooks
This is Mr. Saturno's famous quote
Algebra is Inevitable
What colour is Mr. Saturno's car?
Silver
How many days has Mr. Saturno been absent this year?
2
Mr. Saturno loved this food before Natalie ruined it.
Pasta
Who is Mr. Saturno's least favourite Avenger?
Hawkeye
What is the number one rule of our classroom?
NO POMEGRANATES
When was the last time Mr. Saturno got a haircut?
March 2020
Which school is the S plaque on Mr. Saturno's desk from?
St. Timothy
What is Mr. Saturno's favourite sport?
Soccer
What does Mr. Saturno hate on the white board?
Ugly writing or permanent marker
Name the person who used to voice our Daily Calms
Tamara Levith
What are Mr. Saturno's parents' names?
Julia and Peter
How many times has Your Honour Judge Tony made an appearance?
Twice
What colour apple does Mr. Saturno only eat?
Yellow
True or False: Mr. Saturno hated a University class so much that he walked out within the first 10 minutes of the first day
True
What is Mr. Saturno's camp alter-ego?
Jellyfish
Where is Mr. Saturno's birthmark?
The back of his head
Who is Mr. Saturno's fake work nemesis?
Ms. Leahy
How does Mr. Saturno like his coffee?
Black
Mr. Saturno hates being called ______
Old
What are the names of Mr. Saturno's 3 turtles tattoos?
Peter, Paul, and Marie