Jokes
Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
He always got lost at C!
What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?
Incorrectly
What alcohol is made from potatoes?
Vodka
I go on red, but stop for green. What am I doing?
Eating a watermelon
Originally Amazon only sold one type of product, what was it?
Books
What’s a snakes favorite school subject?
Hisssssstory
Where is the an ocean with no water?
A map
What color is the inside on a dragonfruit?
Pink or white
What is the capital in France?
The letter F
What is the largest city in Canada?
Toronto
What did the pig say on a hot day?
I’m bacon
If a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn roof, which way will it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
Chartreuse is a blend of what colors?
Yellow and Green
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Cutlery
When was the first Ipod released?
2001
What does a storm cloud wear under his clothes?
Thunderwear
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby because he’s a little bigger.
What’s the least common M and M color?
Brown
What is the best way to keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose
What country is Heineken beer from?
The Netherlands
Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?
In case, there‘s a salad dressing.
Spell enemy in 3 letters
Foe
What’s the worlds most expensive spice (by weight)?
Saffron
Where will the cat be when you turn the lights off?
In the dark
When you heat sugar, what can you make?
Caramel