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Something special about these words: job, polish, herb?
What is they are pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized.
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a green house made from?
What is glass?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is your breath?
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
What is a wedding ring?
What kind of running means walking?
What is running out of gas?
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I’m always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
What is a windmill?
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
What is the river was frozen
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
What is the number 8?
You’re escaping a labyrinth and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years. Which exit do you pick?
What is Exit C. If a lion hasn’t eaten in 3 years, it has definitely starved to death.
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
What is PRIDE?
Which three letters can frighten a thief away? Think hospital.
What is ICU?
What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?
What is your identity?
I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
What is White, since the only place you can do that is the North Pole and polar bears are the only kind of bears that live there.
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
What is pencil lead.
In my hand I have two coins that are newly minted. Together, they total 30 cents. One isn’t a nickel. What are the coins?
What is a quarter and a nickel?
First I am dried, then I am wet. The longer I swim, the more taste you get. What am I?
What is tea?
They fill me up and you empty me, almost everyday; if you raise my arm, I work the opposite way. What am I?
What is a mailbox?
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?
What is time?
I can’t be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I’m worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?
What is LOVE?
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
What is a map?
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
What is a calendar?
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady’s delight. What am I?
What is a pearl?
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I’m often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say. What am I?
What is a violin?
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you’ll know, when you do claim. Who am I?
What is death?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
How can 8 + 8 = 4?
What is when you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.
There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?
What is a heroine?
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
What is a piano?
I have a big mouth and I am also quite loud! I am NOT a gossip but I do get involved with everyone’s dirty business. What am I?
What is a vacuum cleaner?
Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
What is they all made right hand turns?