Silly Jokes
What do you call a grumpy cow?
Moooooody!!!
Merri-Beth just learned she is going to be getting an award for kindest friend. What do you imagine she might be thinking?
How might Merri-Beth feel?
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything that can jump because buildings don't jump!
You are home and you are feeling sad. What healthy strategy can you use to feel better?
Talk to a family member, reach out to a friend, watch something funny, do an activity that makes you happy... others?
True or false: A crocodile will stick its tongue out when it is hungry.
False: A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Bob and Brittney are best friends and they get in a big fight at school. Brittney says "I'm not your friend anymore." What do you imagine Bob is thinking?
What do you think Bob is feeling?
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry!
You are at a friend's house and you are getting frustrated because your friend does not want to play what you want to play. What can you do?
Take a break (go to the bathroom or take a moment outside), count to 10, try to find another solution/option for an activity, see if the grown ups can help with a solution... others?
The world's largest French fry is:
10 inches
25 inches
34 inches
34 inches!!!
Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little horse.
One of your classmates is called on to answer a question and gets it wrong. What do you imagine she might be thinking?
What might she be feeling?
How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them have at least 28 days!
You are in class and you are feeling nervous. What can you do?
play with a fidget, take deep breaths, focus on one thing to keep you grounded, talk to the teacher, draw/write to change your focus... others?
True or false: If you force a smile for 30 seconds you will feel happier.
True!! There's even science to back this up!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear!
Ricky does not like to talk in front of others but he has to go in front of the class and share his project. What do you imagine he might be thinking?
What feelings might Ricky have?
There's only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong. What is it?
It is nighttime and you are feeling afraid now that it's dark. What can you do?
Turn on a nightlight, listen to some music to distract you, remind yourself that you are safe, snuggle under the blankets with a stuffed animal... others?
True!!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A "tuba" toothpaste
It is nighttime and Betty is just about to go to bed. She suddenly hears a noise she is unfamiliar with. What might Betty be thinking?
What feelings might Betty be experiencing?
I can fill a room but I take up no space. What am I?
Light!
You are in the car and you are really angry because you were told that you could not get ice-cream. What can you do?
Take deep breaths, look outside, tense your muscles and release them, think about something that makes you feel happy... others?
How many noses does a slug have?
Four!