Which Scanlon?
Which Scanlon wanted to become a nun when they grew up?
Anne
Why did Niko go to the emergency room?
A fart....twice
Where did Papa and Graddy meet?
What was the Morton's (and Johnny's) favorite thing to do in Papa's basement?
Crush the younger Scanlon cousins under a gymnastics mat
How long was the first Thanksgiving celebration?
Three days
Which Scanlon(s) was a member of Gamma Phi Beta?
Sheila, Katie, and Ellie
What happened to Maddie while playing beer pong?
She scratched her cornea
How many siblings did Graddy have?
4
Which cousins have not been Santa?
Lauren, Sydney, Maddie, Sean
Which President made Thanksgiving a permanent national holiday?
Abe Lincoln
Which Scanlon won a creative writing award for their story about turtles eating cheese curds?
Sydney
What did Mike swallow while on a swing?
a KNEX
What was Great Grandma Helen's profession?
Nurse
What was Dan's favorite teletubby?
Po
Who was the first President to pardon a turkey?
JFK
Which Scanlon's nickname is the first letter of their name, twice
Tristan (TT)
Why wouldn't Mary Kate go into the ocean until her honeymoon?
She was stung by a jellyfish as a child
Name one of the sports Papa played in college
Boxing, Hockey, Swimming
What peculiar place did Sean, Mike, Dan, and Lauren shotgun a beer together?
A Theta Chi shower
What turkeys actually gobble?
Male Turkeys
Which Scanlon loved Princess Diaries when they were little?
Sean
Why did Sheila almost call the fire department on Kevin when he was an infant?
He got his giant baby thigh stuck in between his crib bars
What was Bunky's real name?
Anna Wilcheck
Who is Daniel's favorite actress?
Melissa McCarthy
Black Friday is the biggest day of the year for what trade profession?
Plumbers