Who Said It
"talk to the hand David because the ears are no longer working"
Johnny
Why did Johnny Rose buy the town Schitts Creek?
as a gift for David's birthday
What show was Moira the star of?
Sunrise Bay
What is Roland's wife's name?
Jocelyn
What is the name of the women's clothing store in town?
The Blouse Barn
"I don't skate through life. I walk through life, in really nice shoes"
Alexis
Why is Alexis doing community service?
a previous DUI before moving to town
What were the Rose's given as a gift from their estate sale?
Oversized family portrait
What is the name of the singing group Moira auditions for and later joins?
Who owns Café Tropical?
Twyla
"I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling asleep early"
David
What does Mutt gift to Alexis while they are dating?
a pink bike and a pink helmet
What product was Moira asked to be the spokesperson for in a commercial?
Herb Ertlinger's line of fruit wines
Who is the mechanic in town?
Bob
How long was the town on the market before Johnny Rose bought it?
20 years
"Gossip is the devil's telephone, best to just hang up!"
Moira
How does David meet Patrick?
When David went to apply for his business license to open his apothecary
What is the name of the "get rich quick" starter kit Moira and David recieved?
Allez-Vous
What annual event does Stevie invite David to go with her to?
Turkey hunt
Where did Ted take Alexis on their first date?
Antonio's, a buffet in Elmdale
"I could not be more one with nature, I do Coachella every year"
David
Who did Moira and Johnny ask for money?
Moira's sister Dee-Dee
What illegal substance did Johnny want part in selling around town?
Raw Milk
Who are the 5 members of town council?
Moira, Ronnie, Roland, Bob and Ray
Who is pictured in the Schitts Creek town sign?
Roland's great grandfather Horace Schitt (and Horace's sister)