Old Town Road
The mayor of Schitt's Creek
Roland Schitt
The accessories that Moira calls by name
Wigs
"Excuse me, I haven't bedazzled anything since I was 22."
David
The name of David's business
Rose Apothecary
The Galapagos Islands
The name of the only restaurant in town
Cafe Tropical
Why Johnny bought the town Schitt's Creek
As a joke for David
“I don’t want to brag, but Us Weekly once described me as ‘up for anything.'”
Alexis
David's business partner and husband
Patrick
Stevie's family member who left her the motel
Her great aunt (Maureen)
The name of the boutique that David worked at in Elmdale
The Blouse Barn
The "government position" that Moira holds in Schitt's Creek?
Town Council Member
“Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up.”
Moira
The music festival where David is "one with nature"
Coachella
The name of the town acapella group
The new name of the motel
Rosebud Motel
The animal Moira's most recent film is based on
Crows
“Tweet us on Facebook!”
Johnny
What Alexis' Elmdale College Diploma says
Pubic Relations
Name one of the many jobs that Ray does for the residents of Schitt's Creek
Real estate agent, photographer, travel agent, Christmas tree salesman, closet organizer
The words Roland adds to the Schitt's Creek Welcome sign
Don't worry, it's his sister!
The illegal business that Johnny tries to get into
Selling raw milk
“I have my own holiday tradition. It’s like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s one day with 12 bottles of wine.”
Stevie
The band Alexis says she was an original member of
The Pussycat Dolls
The name of the fitness cycle cult Alexis joins and recruits for
Elevation