Math
If the elephant is tap dancing and the bumblebee is stuck to the ceiling, how many ornaments are on the TV?
3 pterodactyls. (Because grass is purple)
Do we breath Schmoxygen?
Yes (Because of Planet 152-B)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh?
UP.
Hi guys.
Hi.
Is "The Rock" bald?
158 mph (Because hair dye went extinct)
What happens if you combine Shmitrogen and Schlithium?
Ice is formed.
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AH.
What the what.
WHAT.
Why is Ava ginger?
She has no soul.
You're stuck on an island and you eat calculators. Are you bald?
7 water bottles (Because you are a cactus)
How many protons does Shlondpoofa have?
None (Because my book is missing)
Is storple a funny word?
No.
Tell me why?
Ain't nothing but a heartache.
Does Tiana have hair?
Marker (Because there's five teeth)
The ear has a face, Martians eat ice, and your bracelet died. How many lampposts are soldiers?
64 (Because Christmas Trees are bad)
Is there life on Planet Tiana?
Yes. (That's where Charlotte is from)
Is wampley a funny word?
YES.
Banana?
Bananas put me in jail.
Eggla?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
If you're on Mount Everest, your cat ate your arm, the goat is facing north. What is under your big toe?
Pepperoni Pizza (Because Penguins don't like Christmas)
Is scoopal gorp on Earth?
Yes. (You should be afraid)
Why?
Yes.
What am I about to tell you?
I'm an absconded inmate.
Bob?
He wears a wig.