Spring
Spring Jokes
Spring Traditions
Spring Animals
Spring Activities
100
Some birds do what in the Spring?
A) Fly South
B) Migrate North
C) Ruin the paint jobs of cars
Migrate North
100
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What do you get when two plants kiss?
A) Lilies
B) Roses
C) Tulips
Tulips (or Two-Lips)
100
This is what you get into to cool off at the end of Spring?
A) A hot tub
B) A pool
C) The bathtub
A pool
100
What animal comes out in spring and starts singing?
A) Birds
B) Bunnies
C) Groundhogs
Birds
100
Where do people go to play different, fun games outside?
A) To the Park
B) To the Zoo
C) On their phones
To the Park
200
How many months are in the Spring season?
A) 2 months
B) 3 months
C) 4 months
3 months: April and May, plus half of March and half of June
200
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A) My stress level
B) Traffic Accidents
C) An Umbrella
An Umbrella
200
What bunny comes out in Springtime?
A) Bugs Bunny
B) The Easter Bunny
C) The March Hare
The Easter Bunny
200
What animal comes out of hibernation in the Spring?
A) Bears
B) Birds
C) Butterflies
Bears
200
You do this in water using a pole and bait?
A) Dive
B) Fish
C) Swim
Fish
300
When the Northern Hemisphere is celebrating Spring, the Southern Hemisphere is having what season?
A) Fall
B) Spring
C) Summer
Fall
300
Figure out the punchline for this joke: Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?
A) It lost it's petals
B) Knock, knock...
C) Umm...because it's a flower
It lost it's petals
300
This is what you hunt for on Easter?
A) Chocolates
B) Eggs
C) Christmas Presents
Eggs
300
What type of animal has litters of babies that will begin to appear in Spring, but they do not typically become rock stars?
A) Birds
B) Chipmunks
C) Rabbits
Chipmunks
300
This is something you do around your home?
A) Hibernate
B) Spring Clean
C) Turn off the Sprinklers
Spring Clean
400
What major holiday occurs in Spring?
A) Christmas
B) Easter
C) Halloween
Easter
400
Figure out the punchline for this joke: What type of bird should you never bring to a bank?
A) A Car-dinal
B) A Rob-in
C) A Pen-guin
A Rob-in
400
This what you do to get rid of stuff in the Spring time?
A) Burn it
B) Have a Yard Sale
C) Pretend it isn't there
Have a yard sale
400
What animal is very beautiful on the outside but seem to be very mean on the inside?
A) Chipmunks
B) Groundhogs
C) Swans
Swans
400
What do people plant around the house in Spring?
A) Flowers
B) Fossils
C) Dead People
Flowers
500
What is the first day of Spring called?
A) Autumnal Equinox
B) Spring
C) Vernal Equinox
Vernal Equinox
500
Figure out the punchline for this joke: Which month can't make a decision?
A) A-pril
B) MAY-be
C) MAR-ch
MAY-be
500
What sport begins its season in Spring?
A) Baseball
B) Basketball
C) Football
Baseball
500
What animal gives birth to a FAWN?
A) Bears
B) Deer
C) Swans
Deer
500
What type of flowers are first to bloom in Spring?
A) Daffodils
B) Snowdrops
C) Sunflowers
D) A & B
Daffodils and Snowdrops
