The founder of Scientology
a) E. Harold Crabs
b) David Miscavige
c) L. Ron Hubbard
d) Michael Scott
Who is L. Ron Hubbard?
An evil alien overlord who traveled to Earth in order to give us body thetans.
a) Hillary
b) Thetra
c) Lala
d) Xenu
Who is Xenu?
The name of the process through which the Church of Scientology addresses past traumatic experiences
a) Therapy
b) Accrediting
c) Admitting
d) Auditing
What is auditing?
The genre of novels the founder of Scientology wrote before founding the cult
a) romance
b) fantasy-action
c) sci-fi
d) young adult
What is Sci-Fi?
L. Ron Hubbard's career before founding Scientology
a) librarian
b) Instagram model
c) journalist
d) author
What is an author?
(his most famous book was Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health)
Scientology believes that humans are immortal spiritual beings known as these.
a) Spirits
b) Thetans
c) Nemphises
d) Xenans
What are Thetans?
The counseling process involved these devices to measure electric pulses
a) E-transmitter
b) Lie detector
c) E-meter
d) Blood transmitter
What is an E-Meter?
This famous actor, known for his roles in movies like Mission Impossible, is a well-known member of Scientology?
a) Brad Pitt
b) Christian Bale
c) Tom Cruise
d) George Clooney
Who is Tom Cruise?
The year the Church of Scientology was founded
a) 1988
b) 1965
c) 1954
d) 2003
When is 1954?
The Scientology recruiters ask you for this before providing you with the "help needed to treat your sadness/depression"
a) Blood Oath
b) Cash
c) Reciting Main Text (by memory)
d) Creating a Cult Theme Song
What is cash?
The main text of Scientology, which is also the founder's most famous book
a) Diabetics: The Modern Science of Insulin Insufficiency
b) Diadactic: The Modern Science of Ulterior Motives
c) Diakinetics: The Modern Science Kinestetic Health
d) Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health
What is the book 'Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health', written by L. Ron Hubbard?
This American actor (GREASE!!, HAIRSPRAYY!!!!, Face/Off, Pulp Fiction), till this day, is a prominent figure within Scientology.
a) Jake Peralta
b) John Travolta
c) Tralalero Tralala
d) Joe Pavolta
Who is John Travolta?
Who is the current leader of the cult?
a) R. Lon Hubbard
b) David Batiste
c) Sheldon J. Cooper
d) David Miscavige
Who is David Miscavige?
What is this symbol " θ " called? (hint: functions 😢)
a) alpha 🐺
b) omega
c) theta
d) beta
What is "theta"?
The number of Scientology churches today
a) 11,000
b) 7,829
c) 140,000
d) 219
How much is over 11,000?
The founder of Scientology was diagnosed with this condition as a young adult.
a) leukemia
b) myopia
c) acute liver failure
d) sagittarius
What is myopia?