This theory, espoused by Nicolas Copernicus, states that the Earth actually orbits the Sun, and not the other way around.
HELIOCENTRISM
This philosopher believed strongly in freedom of speech, arguing that it allows institutions to improve through challenge
VOLTAIRE
The belief that all political power in a country should be held by one person
ABSOLUTISM
This English general succeeded in defeating Charles' cavalier army, and was later named Lord Protector
OLIVER CROMWELL
Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor, mandates that peasants be paid for their farm labor in this.
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This influential philosopher was nearly executed during the French Revolution while advocating for the revolutionary government to respect the rights of not just men, but women, too
MARY WOLSTONECRAFT
This philosopher argued that people are naturally good, but are corrupted by the hierarchical nature of society.
ROUSSEAU
This Russian crowns himself tsar at 16, and accidentally murders his son
IVAN the TERRIBLE
This nation rebelled against Charles I after he tried to force them to adopt Anglicanism.
SCOTLAND
"First Servant of the State," this Prussian monarch would strongly agree with Spiderman's claim that "with great power comes great responsibility"
FREDERICK II
The four bodily humors, which make up all the parts of all human beings, include blood, black bile, yellow bile, and the final water-associated substance
PHLEGM
EXECUTIVE, LEGISLATIVE, and JUDICIAL
This influential French monarch summarizes his political theory with his famous claim "I am the state"
LOUIS XIV
This document was forced on Charles I by Parliament, demanding that he not imprison subjects without cause, raise taxes without Parliament's consent, and other things
PETITION of RIGHT
Catherine the Great grew up in this since-destroyed kingdom, speaking German, not Russian
PRUSSIA
John Locke, English Enlightenment philosopher, believed that life, liberty, and property made up these.
NATURAL RIGHTS
This sea-creature-themed book was written by Hobbes, and explains his theory of an all-powerful central government to keep people from being evil
LEVIATHAN
This Russian is obsessed with ship-building and warfare, and intentionally murders his son
PETER the GREAT
These Puritan supporters of Parliament were named for their haircuts, which extended only a bit over their ears (if you say "low taper fades" I will subtract 400 points)
MERITOCRACY
This influential French philosopher, a friend of Voltaire's, explained his position on Church and state power when he said "man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"
DIDEROT
This French philosopher proved his own existence (sort of) by declaring "I think, therefore - I am."
RENE DESCARTES
This religious event leads to, among other things, the reign of absolute monarchs as the Church's power is dispersed between many new centers
THE REFORMATION
This freedom guaranteed that, if arrested, a person could quickly be brought before a judge to be tried or set free
HABEAS CORPUS
This family governed Austria and the Holy Roman Empire for generations, and were famous for making excellent vertical marriages, until they decided to... keep it in the family
HABSBURGS / HAPSBURGS