Baby Scott (0-18)
What was Scott's nickname growing up?
Who is Fish?
For what class was Scott a TA where he would meet his future wife (and fail her)?
What is statistics?
In what year did Scott become a CEO?
When is 2011?
Which of Scott's favorite animals is a venomous mammal that lays eggs and has webbed feet?
What is a platypus?
Which sports did Scott play growing up?
What are baseball, swimming, football?
In 1993, to which continent did Scott travel, spending all of his money, in a dramatic romantic gesture?
Where is Africa?
What were Scott's first words to his first child?
What is "welcome to the world"?
What is Scott's all-time favorite sci-fi movie series from the 1970s?
What is Planet of the Apes?
What sport did Scott and his brother Brian invent involving hitting ping-pong balls at each other for points?
What is kill pong?
In 1995, which federal agency raided Scott's former place of employment, where he would learn that his boss was committing insurance fraud?
What is the FBI?
Which of his sons' sports teams did Scott coach?
What are basketball, baseball, and soccer?
What was the name of the homemade raft that Scott and his friend George constructed and consequently sank, earning Scott a permanent scar on his back?
What is The Swamp Queen?
How many laps was Scott dared to swim (and completed!) in a dirty, half-full pool while being pelted with footballs and basketballs by his evil brother and friend George?
What is 100 laps?
During which friendly kids' game did Scott channel his competitive nature (present in any competition, from sports to board games) by steamrolling over his own child to score the winning point?
What is 3rd grade kickball?
Which supplement did Scott take in the hopes of improving his sleep that actually made him feel like he was having a heart attack, among other adverse side effects?
What is Yohimbe root?
Into what innocent piece of neighborhood construction did Scott crash a drivers' Ed car?
What is a fence?
What was the name of Scott's principal who would paddle his unruly classmates?
Who is Tex Urlaub?
During his time in New Haven, which animal did Scott's downstairs neighbor (who was a stripper) own?
What is a snake?