Chapters
The Sorting Hat, Nicolas Flamel, The Man with Two Faces
What is Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone?
A cat with a penchant for steaks, namely the one on Scott’s plate. Oh, and you can go ahead and mark your free spaces
Who is Bingo?
Anne Said TJ was definitely lying about this after first meeting
What is her natural hair color?
The attendance of this annual family event caused Scott to be dropped a string on both sides of his highschool football team
What is the Schoeneberg Memorial Day Party?
After driving it through the neighbor’s bushes, Scott wasn’t allowed to drive this car anymore
What is Fred’s Datsun 280z?
Three is Company, The Council of Elrond, The Ring Goes South
What is The Lord of the Rings?
Named after a country great, Brenda saved this family dog from the vet when she worked there
Who is Waylon?
TJ threw this love token in the Memorial Student Center grass after a fight. Causing Scott to have to crawl to find it to avoid walking on the grass
What is a promise ring?
This stolen potent potable caused Scott to flip over his handlebars as a teenager
What is wine?
Complete with a mattress and a captain’s chair, Scott would occasionally sleep here after a night out
What is The Schoenvan / Chevy van?
In the Abbe’s Cell, The Villefort Family Vault, Danglars Signature
What is The Count of Monte Cristo?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This dynamic duo once ran 5 miles down the Dallas North Tollway
Who are Ruby and Raider?
Fred’s infamous nickname for TJ
What is Tessie June?
Eaten regularly by Scott for lunch, this traditional breakfast food replaced the typical sandwiches served by the cafeteria
What is cereal?
A victim of Scott’s road rage, a car of the same make and model later belonged to Karri
What is a Honda Civic?
Conan Loses his Axe, A Barbarian from the Hills, Conan Joins the Pirates
What is Conan the Barbarian?
“The King of Cool”, a cat with the worst-smelling breath who would come when Scott called
Who is Steve?
The name of Scott’s ex prior to TJ, which poses the question, does Scott have a thing for initials?
What is JJ?
Scott used this in place of a machete while navigating Buffalo Bayou
What are Ann’s kitchen knives?
Scott took this vehicle coast to coast from TBS and IOC in Virginia to Camp Pendleton for his first duty station
What is a Ford F-150?
Bogside, The Orange Card, Ballyutogue
What is Trinity?
TJ says this whiny, half paraplegic cat will be their last pet (besides Scott’s German shepherd)
Who is Birdie?
This famous drummer married Heather Locklear at the same church Scott and TJ were married
Who is Tommy Lee?
Scott spent many weekends here in high school (and was bitter Jeff didn’t have to go as often)
What is the La Grange Ranch?
Lewis and Clark’s profession shared the same name as this vehicle, of which Scott has owned two
What is a Ford Explorer?