Scrum and get it!
Sparkle Nuggets?
Sparkle Nuggets!
LeanLinkedInLore?
Agile is Dead.
The only thing more predictable than velocity is?
What is the WiFi during a remote retro.
Minty Flow?
Minty Flow!
A message from our sponsors?
Shaken not stirred.
How many Scrum Masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they coach the team to self organize around it.
Why did the Scrum Master go broke?
They were working for story points!
Why did the bug go to therapy?
Couldn't handle all the rejection!
Why did the Scrum Master and Product Owner break up?
They had too many dependencies.