What Tourney?
At this tournament, there was crazy traffic and endless Charlie Kirk Phonk
La Costa
"This will hurt marginalized communities, like the la-twink community."
Andy
At this tournament, we came to terms with the harsh reality that our beloved My Little Pony was actually a relevant example of a racist, sexist, and classist society, the poor ponies :(
Gaske
Aquinas 74, as in 1274, and a being almost too big to conceive, and a coin flip willed by what we can't even see.
Julia and Anna
Even if he sounded like a dolphin, one member of the team was verifiably obsessed with him...
Kenji Cassel Engen
"Wait, you can look things up during the debate round?"
Debate openers
"ITS BOOTY GIRL"
La Costa
The cursed Bonita Vista analogy. In their defense, would you really send a kid to a grocery store and not give them more money?
PF/Parli Squals
"Rejoining the EU would flip the direction they drive; that's a massive culture shock."
Christian and Ezra
You don't want to see her in your speech room, after all, the force of physics is behind her.
Emma Browne
It was at this tournament that Ezra found the love of her life, working at a sandwich shop and a good four years older, but who's counting?
Gaske
And suddenly they yelled, "They're going to genetically modify babies!"
Gaske
"I would know because of my experience of helping the poor children in Ethiopia."
Speech squals
"THE BURGERS! They have fentanyl." I guess that's why McDonald's is so addictive...
Julian and Melody
A speech about celebration, some boards not exactly worth celebrating, and a briefcase with more dents than you could count.
Samuel Trumbaturi
"What's the Edge Lab"
LD/Congress Squals
What school came with a circle full of hype, dolphins, and bad analogies
Bonita Vista
"Tung, Tung, Tung Sa-hi judge"
Speech squals
"B-but roads are impermeable, if we build more housing, THERES MORE ROADS! So more housing means the roads will flood and then we'll die."
Lucy and Andy
A man who looked as annoying as he was, a fedora, and a fake accent were all you needed to know.
Jacob Glover
Last leg for the treacherous Brexit topic, coincidentally, a SAT was being taken at the school during the tournament.
Olympian
"You look like a Boy Scout."
Ezra
"Would you rather have half a cookie or no cookie, or half a taco or no taco?" Proceeded with aggressive knocking.
Army Navy Academy, LD/Congress
The hotdoggity dog industry would tank if we let the UK leave the EU, even though, you know, they already did.
Layne and Anna
"Melody! I love Melody, she's like the coolest person ever, and her style's the best, tell Melody I miss her, and I think she's REALLY COOL." I mean, it's understandable.
Brandon Lynch