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Nick Sirianni
This player was the first to break a 100m euro transfer fee
This was the scoreline of the UCL Final
PSG 5-0 Inter
This country was on the unfortunate end of two of Maradona's most iconic goals ever
England
"yo neymar sunny innit"
Marcus Rashford
This player is #1 in NFL history for most receiving yards per game for their career
Justin Jefferson
PSG's 3 most expensive transfers include Neymar and Mbappe, this player is the third
Kolo Muani
This player was the top assister in Serie A
Romelu Lukaku
This player was bitten by Luis Suarez in the 2014 WC
Giorgio Chiellini
"Thank you all for participating in the ____ Boys Underwear Competition — it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos"
Cristiano Ronaldo
This Washington State wide receiver was selected in the 3rd round in the 2025 NFL draft
Kyle Williams
These two argentinian players both have 100m euro market values
Julian Alvarez and Alexis Mac Allister
These two players were joint top scorers in Ligue 1
Mason Greenwood and Ousmane Dembele
This player is infamous for making 2 horrendous goalkeeping errors in the UCL Final vs Madrid, derailing his career
Loris Karius
"With my mate @Phil_Coutinho #SayNoToRacism #WeAreAllMonkeys"
Luis Suarez
This player had negative rushing yards in SB LIX
Kenny Pickett
This club made the most transfer income during the 2024/25 season
Aston Villa
These were the 4 semifinalists of the Europa League
Tottenham Hotspur, Bodo/Glimt, Manchester United, Athletic Club
This legendary player slipped during a potential UCL-winning penalty and missed, resulting in his team losing the penalty shootout
John Terry
Kyle Walker
The only WR on the Texans to complete a pass in the 2024/25 season
Stefon Diggs
These 3 players have the highest transfer profits (name their beneficiary teams as well) (does not include free transfers)
The top 8 finishers in the EPL table (in order)
Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Newcastle, Aston Villa, Nottm Forest, Brighton
This player's brace was spoiled by arguably the greatest UCL Final comeback in history by Liverpool
Hernan Crespo
"Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at25 why not. I'm delighted with the result."
Wayne Rooney