Sounds Dirty, isn't
This office supply punches holes, not hearts
What is a hole punch?
All my exes are crazy
What is a red flag?
A two-word text sent after midnight
What is "You up?"
This Christmas figure watches your behavior all year long.
Who is Santa Claus?
This device, while initially invented to assist in childbirth in the late 1800s, now famously requires hearing protection to be used in modern industrial contexts.
What is the chainsaw.
What is "whisk"
They refuse to define the relationship after months
What is a situationship?
This text instantly raises anxiety levels
What is "Can we talk?"
A holiday activity that sounds innocent but feels suspicious after midnight.
What is “wrapping presents”?
In 1994, WIRED magazine described this 4-letter word as an idea leaping “from mind to mind … as viruses leap from body to body.”
What is a meme?
This plumbing issue makes everyone giggle but costs a lot to fix
What is a clogged pipe
What is ghosting?
Sending multiple messages with no reply
What is double texting?
This phrase explains both bad gifts and bad life choices.
What is “It’s the thought that counts”?
Ufologists’ knowledge was used for this Nicki Minaj song mentioning how these celestial objects were “meant to fly”.
What is ”Starships”?
A fitness move that causes nonstop middle-school laughter.
What is thrusting?
Apologizing by saying "Im sorry you feel that way"
What is gaslighting?
Accidentally sending a screenshot to the person you screenshotted
What is nightmare?
Sitting on this person’s lap is normal in December and weird every other month.
Who is Santa?
What’s a thing that you can find in a man’s pants but not in a woman’s?
What is Pockets?
What is pruning?
Checking your location "just to be safe"
What is controlling behavior?
Drunk texting your ex "just to check in"
What is a bad decision?
A holiday tradition involving lights, tension, and things getting tangled.
What is putting up Christmas lights?
Over 1000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
What is The Titanic?