Xavier Foord lookalikes
This minecraft YouTuber became famous among young audiences between 2013 and 2015
Who is StampyLongHead?
This actress is best known for her work on YouTube, starring, writing and creating the series Philosophy Tube.
Ellie O'Brien is dangerously allergic to this nut, popular as an ice cream flavour.
What are Pistachios?
This dumb loser isn't at tonight's meeting as he is seeing his so called "family".
Who is Killian Barton?
Who is Shigeru Miyamoto?
Give him curly-hair, and this Beano villain known for being the leader of the "softies" would be a dead ringer for Xavier Foord.
Who is Walter?
For some reason this one country couldn't stop churning out philosophers.
What is Greece?
Ellie O'Brien Hayes spent two years as a child watching this minecraft youtuber in dead silence, as her parents didn't want her exposed to swear words, until she was able to prove he was family friendly.
Who is StampyLongHead?
This freakishly tall, gangly, curly-haired freak presented two weeks ago at the Secret Society on the topic of himself.
Who is Oliver Eugregious Bancroft
This 1998 title, Zelda's first foray into the third dimension, is the single most acclaimed video game in history.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
This side character in 2010 teenage sitcom, Victorious, is well known for looking like an idiot.
Who is Sinjin?
This naval transport vessel was replaced plank by plank over an extended period of time, leading to extended philosophical debates as to whether it was still the same ship.
What is the Ship of Theseus
Ellie O'Brien Hayes was quoted as saying this while preparing posters for the second Secret Society session.
What is "God dammit this child isn't wide enough"?
This short orange cryptid who likes getting freaky in zucchini patches was the subject of the very first Secret Society presentation.
What is the Arcata Gnome?
Even though it was announced at the start of the Wii U's lifespan, this Zelda game was the very last first-party game published on the console and wound up being a Switch launch title.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?
This singer, who died in a plane accident in 1959, is now better known as the subject of a 1994 hit by alt-rock band Weezer.
Who is Buddy Holly?
This theory posits that everything the human mind perceives is simply a hallucination, and that you are the only thing that really exists.
What is Solipsism?
Ellie has been taking this prescription drug since November to treat her chronic depression and anxiety.
What is Escitalopram?
Ellie has done her best to sneak this 1994 alt-rock hit by Weezer into every session of the Secret Society for no apparent reason other than finding it really funny.
What is Buddy Holly?
Nobody at Nintendo wanted to make this Zelda game, but after The Wind Waker underpeformed due to its "cartoony" graphics, the developers felt forced to create a more realistic Zelda.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess?
Mash these two muppets, known for their homoerotic tension and science experiments together, into one and you would have Xavier Foord.
Who are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker?
This philosopher, a favourite of Ellie's, lived in a barrel in Athens, developed a symbiotic relationship with a pack of stray dogs, got kidnapped by pirates and humiliated Plato by slamming a de-feathered chicken on the ground and declaring "MAN!".
Who was Diogenes?
This 2023 short-film of Ellie's shares a name with a philosophical theory about our perception of reality.
What is Solipsism?
The format, tone and "utter lunacy" of the Secret Society was in part inspired by this live Netflix talk show.
What is Everybody's Live with John Mulaney?
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and Majora's Mask are oft touted as the only direct sequels in the Zelda series, but there is actually another from all the way back in 1987.
What is Zelda II: The Adventure of Link?