Future Book Titles
Poorly Paraphrased Class Comments
Cold Calls and Hot Takes
Section Habits
Topics They Love
100

WEALTH & WARFARE

Driving Sustainable Economic Growth via the High-Impact, High-Velocity Acquisition of a Neighbor's Sovereignty

Who is Juliann Li?

100

We need good people in AI, that's why I got into it

Who is Loic?

100

This person submitted a roast and then acted like AI took the wheel halfway through

Who is Andrew Zucker?

100

This person doesn't shut up until he gets called on in class

Who is Jason?

100

Divergence between fiscal & monetary policy

Who is Paco?

200

EXERCISING AMERICA'S SOFT POWER

Why Pillows Should be in the Hands of Every God Fearing American?

Who is Joe Cozby?

200

I can die, AI can't and that's my edge

Who is Michelle?

200

This person quoted a "military friend" in class and we all know it was Steven

Who is Maggie?

200

The only person who talks quieter than Neidelyn

Who is Olivia when she is talking to herself?

200

How To Get Away With Corruption In Brazil

Who is Arthur?

300

SHOOTING BLANKS

How to practice your aim without hitting the target


Who is Harrison Schipke?


300

The key to success is a dream and a Corgi

Who is David?

300

This person thinks all Asian chain restaurants are the same

Who is Alexander?

300

This person shows up late, drops one comment, and is gone before you blink

Who is Lindon?

300

How they wish to return to their homeland of China

Who is Noah?

400

APARTHEID 2: OOPS! ALL FENCES

If at First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing the Exact Same Thing Again but Harder

Who is Jasmine Puri?

400

Why doesn't my country get nukes?!

Who is Xelios?

400

This person proved that not speaking to your husband for three months is no obstacle to getting pregnant

Who is Yuri?

400

OWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWO

Who is Melissa?

400

Leaking Classified Information on Submarine Warfare

Who is Parker?

500

GOODNIGHT NEW AI MODEL
Goodnight Desk, Goodnight Chair, Goodnight Eighty People Who Are No Longer There

Who is Aman Upadhyay?

500

I don't understand how you talk to a person who did not go to Harvard or work at Google

Who is Kush?

500

The best way to dispose of lead poisoned Maggi noodles is to give it to the poor

Who is Vaan?

500

Hedonism

Who is Reade?



500

Marrying an American for the Visa purposes

Who is HJ?

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